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Chandler: Morning.

早。

Joey: Morning, hey, you made pancakes?

你做了松饼啊?

Chandler: Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that.

是啊，你还以为我真的会做呢

Janice: Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. Good morning Joey.

摩妮卡和瑞秋有糖浆，我可以让我的男人开心了，早安，乔伊

Joey: Good morning.

早安

Chandler: Hey, you know what, here's a thought. Why don't you stay home from work today and just hang out with me.

你干脆别去上班，跟我在一起就好了

Janice: Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer.

是啊，但愿如此，你有报告要做，而我得去见律师。

Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.

我真不敢相信，我竟跟要离婚的女生约会，我真像个大人。

Janice: I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss.

我要走了…给我个吻才能走

Chandler: Well, maybe I won't kiss you, and then you'll have to stay.

或者我就不亲你，这样你就会留下来。

Joey: Kiss her! Kiss her!

亲她！

Janice: I'll see you later, sweetie. Bye Joey.

再见甜心，再见乔伊

Joey: B-bye Janice. So when ya' dumpin' her.

再见，珍妮丝。你什么时候要甩掉她?

Chandler: Nope, not this time.

不会，这次不会了

Joey: Come on, quite yankin' me.

拜托，别整我了

Chandler: I'm not yanking you.

我又没有整你

Joey: This is Janice.

她可是珍妮丝

Chandler: Yeah, I know. She makes me happy.

对,我知道，她让我很愉快

Joey: Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking.

好，你看着我的眼睛告诉我，不可以眨眼睛，说你不会跟她分手但别眨眼睛

Chandler: I'm not breaking up with her!

我不会跟她分手

影视精讲

1. go out with 和…出去；与某人约会

eg Instant romance could be yours if you go out with friends.

如果和朋友聚会，可能会有一见钟情的浪漫情缘。

2. Quite yanking me.别整我了