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Chandler: Hello Rachel.
好呀，Rachel。
Rachel: Get off.
下来。
Phoebe: Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?
你们能想像操作钻床的我吗？
Joey: I don't know. What are you wearing?
我不知道，你穿什么？
Ross: Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press?
不知道，你为何想操作钻床？
Phoebe: Just for some shorttermwork. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients.
只是暂时的工作，直到我找回部份的按摩客户。
Chandler: Pirates again?
又是海盗？
Phoebe: No, nothing like that. I was just...such a dummie. I taught a "massage yourself at home" workshop. And they are.
没那回事，我是个大笨蛋，我教他们“在家自己做按摩”，于是他们就真的都在家做了。
Joey: Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you.
嘿，Chan，她可以为你工作。
Chandler: Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
谢了，这是个好主意。
Phoebe: What... I could, I could do it. What is it?
我可以，是什么工作？
Chandler: Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs reduced. It's a whole big boob story.
我秘书这几周无法来上班，她去动消乳手术，一言难尽的波霸故事。
Phoebe: I could be a secretary.
我可以当个秘书。
Chandler: Well, you know Phoebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day.
我不知你是否是这块料，因为这份工作得要表现“正常”，白天要尽量正常。
Phoebe: I could do that.
我能办到！
Rachel: What are you playing with?
你在玩什么？
Ross: Oh, it's my new beeper.
我的call机。
Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
古生物学家要那玩意儿干嘛？
Monica: Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come quick, they're still extinct.'
恐龙紧急事件？救命啊，快来，他们还是绝种了。
Ross: No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial 55JIMBO.
不，是为卡萝生产买的，她随时可以联络到我，她只需拨个号码55一JMB0。
Chandler: A cool phone number, and a possible name for the kid.
这号码真酷还能当孩子的名字。
Monica: All right, I'll see you guys later.
各位回头见了。
Rachel: Off to see young Ethan?
去见Ethan小子？
Monica: Thank you.
谢谢。
Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young?
Ethan到底有多小？很小？
Monica: He's... our age.
年纪和我们差不多。
Chandler: When we were?
当我们还是……
Monica: Okay, he's a senior in college.
他是大学四年级学生。
Ross: College?
大学？
Joey: Rob that cradle.
老少配。
Monica: He is smart and mature and grownup.
他聪明，成熟，稳重。
Ross: Mature and grownup. He is a big boy.
稳重和成熟，他是个大男孩。
Chandler: Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?
这位小朋友不在乎你的年纪？
Monica: No, of course not. It's not even an issue. Because I told him I was 22.
当然不在乎，因为我告诉他我22岁。
All: What?
什么？
Monica: Oh, I can't pass for 22?
我不像22岁？
Phoebe: Well, maybe 2526.
25，26还说得过去。
Monica: I am 26.
我今年26。
Phoebe: There you go.
这就对了。

影片简介

Rachel大做春梦——先是和Chandler，第二天梦见和Chandler及Joey（不过太多时间是后两人在忙乎），第三个梦终于是和Ross。Phoebe想做兼职赚钱，所以给Chandler做秘书。Chandler由此发现同僚们不再像以前那样喜欢他……甚至模仿他讲话的语气取乐。Monica和大二年级生Ethan约会，后来方知此君竟然是——高中二年级生，她无法接受遂于之分手。

重点讲解

背景介绍：

rob: 抢劫、据为己有 cradle: 摇篮，引申指襁褓中的女儿。

Rob that cradle: 照字面翻译是抢女儿，其实它是比喻一个人占尽便宜，与一个比自己年纪小很多的异性结婚或谈恋爱。

短语学习：

1. a large portion of: 大部分

eg. A large portion of the brain is dedicated toward coordinating and controlling movement.
大脑的很大一部分是专注于协调和控制运动的。

2. pass for

通过考试而成为；考上（学校、医生等）

Have you heard that Smith passed for the key senior middle school?
你听说史密斯考上了重点高中了吗？

被认为；被当作

He speaks English well enough to pass for a native speaker.
他英语流利得使人会以为他讲本国语呢。

冒充；被错当成……

He tried to pass for a gentleman; but everyone knew he was an upstart.
他设法将自己冒充成为一名绅士，但每个人都知道他只是一位暴发户。