台词欣赏

Joey: It's never gonna happen.
永远不会发生的。
Ross: What?
什么？
Joey: You and Rachel.
你和Rachel之间。
Ross: What? Me and Ra? Why not?
什么？为什么不会？
Joey: Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone.
因为你等太久都不行动，现在你已经在朋友区了。
Ross: No, no, no. I'm not in the zone.
不，不，不。我没在那个区。
Joey: Ross, you're mayor of the zone.
Ross，你是那个区的领导。
Ross: I'm taking my time, alright? I'm laying the groundwork. Yeah. I mean, every day I get just a little bit closer to...
我正在一步步来，好吗？我正在打好基础。对，我的意思是，每天我都前进一小步，更接近……
Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking.
更接近神父！看看Ross，我告诉你，她根本不知道你在想什么。
Ross: She just ran her fingers through my hair. Would you missing that interaction?
她刚刚用她的手指缕我的头发。你还念那种作用力吗？
Joey: No, no, no. This is running fingers your hair, okay? Now this is a tousle. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever.
不，不，不。这才是缕你的头发。这不过是弄乱你的头发罢了。如果你不赶快约她，你将永远呆在那个区了。
Ross: I will, I will. See, I'm waiting for the right moment. (Joey looks at him) What? What, now?
我会的，我会的。恩，我在等好时机。什么？什么，现在？
Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and say, 'Rachel, I think that...'
是了！是什么把你搞晕了吗？酒？蜡烛？月光？你只需要直接走上去说，Rachel，我想……
Ross: Shhhh!
嘘！
Rachel: What are you shushing?
嘘什么？
Ross: We're shushing... because... we're trying to hear something. Listen. (everyone is silent) Don't you hear that?
我们在嘘……因为……我们在听一种声音。听。你听到了吗？
Rachel: Ahhhh!
啊！
Ross: See?
听到了？
Rachel: Huh.
呃。
Jill: Would you like some gum?
要不要口香糖？
Chandler: Um, is it sugarless?
恩，是不含糖的吗？
Jill: Sorry, it's not.
抱歉，不是。
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
哦，那不用了谢谢。到底怎么回事？记住：如果Jill Goodacre请你吃口香糖，你就吃。如果她请你吃撕烂的动物尸体，你就得吃。
Phoebe: New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, because I stay away from dairy.... la la la, la la, la la...
纽约没有电，牛奶在发酸。但是我不惊慌，因为我不喝牛奶……啦啦啦，啦啦，啦啦……
Ross: OK, here goes.
好，就这么办。
Joey: Are you going to do it?
这准备去了？
Ross: I'm going to do it.
我准备去。
Joey: Do you want any help?
要帮忙吗？
Ross: You come out there, you're a dead man.
你要是跟出来，你就死定了。
Joey: Good luck, man.
祝你好运，兄弟。
Ross: Thanks. (Joey hugs him) OK.
谢谢。好了。
Joey: OK.
好。
Joey: Hey, where are you going?
喂，你要去哪里？
Monica: Outside.
外面啊。
Joey: You can't go out there.
你不能去那儿。
Monica: Why not?
什么不能？
Joey: Because of... the reason.
因为……这个原因。
Monica: And that would be?
那么原因是？
Joey: I, um, can't tell you.
我，呃，不能告诉你。
Monica: Joey, what's going on?
Joey，怎么回事？
Joey: OK, you've got to promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.
好吧，你必须保证你无论如何都不要告诉Ross是我跟你说的。
Monica: About what?
关于什么的？
Joey: He's planning your birthday party.
他正在计划给你开生日派对。
Monica: Oh my God! I love him!
哦,我的天！我爱他！
Joey: (as Phoebe enters) You'd better act surprised.
你到时要表现出惊喜。
Phoebe: About what?
装什么？
Monica: My surprise party!
我的惊喜派对
Phoebe: What surprise party?
什么惊喜派对？
Monica: Oh stop it. Joey already told me.
哦别装了。Joey都告诉我了。
Phoebe: Well, he didn't tell me.
恩，他没告诉我。
Joey: Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing.
嗨，别看我。这是Ross的事情。
Phoebe: This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.
这太典型了。任何事我总是最后一个知道。
Monica: No, you are not. We tell you stuff.
不，不是这样。我们什么都告诉你的。
Phoebe: Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in.
是哦！我最后一个知道钱Chandler在公园被孔雀咬了。我最后一个知道Joey刚搬来时你对他有好感。
Phoebe: Looks like I was second to last.
看起来我是倒数第二个（知道）。
Joey: You had a crush on me?
你对我有意思？
Monica: All right .It's wasn't a crush. It's a dent
好吧，这不算是有意思，是有点印象。
Joey: Big dent?
很深的印象？
Monica: You were moving your furniture. I thought you had nice arms. That's all.
你动了我的家具，我觉得你的胳膊不错，仅此而已。
Joey: Nice arms, huh? Hey, Mon, I'm moving the chair. Do anything for you?
哦，胳膊不错，是吗？嘿，Mon，我在搬椅子哦。你有什么感觉吗？

重点讲解

take one's time: 不急不忙，从容进行
lay: 铺设
groundwork: 基础，根基
tousle: 弄乱（头发）
ask someone out: 邀请外出
end up with: 以……而告终
stuck in: 陷入，困于
mess up: 弄乱
go up: 走向前去
shush: 嘘声
gum: 橡皮糖
sugarless: 无糖的，不含糖的（尤指用糖精配制的）
what the hell: [口语][表示不在乎、无可奈何、气恼、不耐烦等]究竟，到底
mental: 脑力的 note: 注意 mangle: 碾压（损坏，乱切） carcass: 尸体
power: 电能 sour: 酸的
scary: 容易受惊的 dairy: 牛奶的 lyric: 抒情诗; 歌词
typical: 典型的 the last one to know: 最后一个知道的人
bite: 咬 peacock:（雄）孔雀 zoo: 动物园
crush on: 迷恋 move in: 搬进
shut up: 住口
dent: 产生（或留下）印象