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Ross:How we doing, you guys ready?
怎么样，你们准备好了吗？
Monica:Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
妈早上已经打过电话提醒我不要扎头发。你知道我的耳朵不是我最好的部位吗？
Ross:Some days it's all I can think about.
有段时间我是这样认为的。
Phoebe:Hi, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my bearings.
嗨，抱歉我来晚了，我找不到方向了。
Rachel:Oh, youyou mean your earrings?
哦，你你找不到耳环了？
Phoebe:What'd I say?
我刚才说了什么？
Rachel:Hmm.
恩。
Monica:Are these the shoes?
这就是那双鞋？
Rachel:Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy.
对。Paolo从意大利寄来的。
Ross:What, weuh we don't have shoes here, or...?
什么，我们呃我们这儿没有鞋吗？还是……？
Joey:Morning. We ready to go?
早上好。我们准备出发吗？
Chandler:Well, don't we look nice all dressed up?...It's stuff like that, isn't it?
恩，穿戴整齐之后我们是不是好看了？……还是要打扮一下，不是吗？
Monica:It was a really beautiful service.
仪式很隆重。
Mrs. Geller:It really was. Oh, come here, sweetheart. Y'know, I think it might be time for you to start using night cream.
的确是。哦，到这儿来，孩子.知道吗，我觉得你到了应该开始用晚霜的时间了。
Joey:What?
什么？
Chandler:Nothing, just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Mussberger.
没什么，只是你的外套听起来很像Brent Mussberger。
Joey:Check it out, GiantsCowboys.
看看，巨人队和牛仔队。
Chandler:You're watching a football game at a funeral?
你在葬礼上看橄榄球赛？
Joey:No, it's the pregame. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
没有，现在是赛前准备。我要在招待会的时候看比赛。
Chandler:You are a frightening, frightening man.
你是个可怕的，可怕的人。
Rachel:Oh no! My new Paolo shoes!
哦不！Paolo 送的新鞋！
Ross:Oh, I hope they're not ruined.
哦，我希望没被弄坏。
Phoebe:God, what a great day. ...What? Weatherwise!
天，今天真棒……怎么了？我说的是天气！
Ross:I know, uh, the air, thethe trees... even though Nana's gone there's, there's something almost, uh I dunno, almost lifeaff.
我知道，呃，空气，还有还有树木……尽管外婆去世了，还有，呃我不知道，好像生命……
All:God! Ross!
天呐！Ross！
Ross:I'm fine. Justjust... having my worst fear realised.
我很好。只是只是……有了最可怕的体验……
Phoebe:Okay, don't worry, I'm just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm...huh.
好了，别担心，我刚检查你的肌肉是否痉挛了……恩。
Ross:What, what is it?
怎么，怎么样？
Phoebe:You missed a belt loop.
你的皮带环掉了一个。
Ross:Oh! Non.
哦！不。
Phoebe:Okay, it's in spasm.
好了，是痉挛了。
Mrs. Geller:Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident.
来，孩子，来。打高尔夫球受伤时我就用的这个。
Chandler:Oh, no.
哦，不。
Andrea:Sorry Hi, I'm Dorothy's daughter.
对不起嗨，我是 Dorothy的女儿。
Chandler:Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is.
嗨，我是Chandler ，而且我不知道 Dorothy是谁。
Phoebe:Hey, look who's up! How do you feel?
嗨，看谁来了！感觉怎么样？
Ross:I feel great. I feel great, I fleel great.
我觉得好极了。我觉得好极了，我觉得好极了。
Monica:Wow, those pills really worked, huh?
哇，那些药真有效，恩？
Ross:Not the first two, but the second two woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister (Kisses Monica), I love Pheebs... (Hugs her)
头两片没有，不过后两片哦哦！……我爱你们。你们是最棒的。我爱我的老妹，我爱Pheebs ……
Phoebe:Ooh! That's so nice...
哦！这太好了……
Ross:...Chandler!
……Chandler!
Chandler:Hey.
嗨。
Ross:And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't matter to me.
听着，伙计，如果你要当同性恋，那就当。别在乎我怎么看。
Andrea:You were right.
你是对的。
Ross:Rachel. Rachel Rachel. I do love you.
Rachel. Rachel Rachel..我最爱你了。
Rachel:Oh, Ross, I love you too.
哦，Ross, 我也爱你。
Ross:Oh, no, I really love you.
哦，不，我真的爱你。
Rachel:I really love You!
我真的爱你！
Ross:Oh... you don't get it!
哦。你没有明白！

重点讲解

prepare: 准备 leave for: 前往 funeral：葬礼
remind：提醒 wear up：挽起 feature：外表
bearings: 方向感
earring: 耳环
dress up: 打扮
cemetary：墓地
c'mere =come here.night cream: 晚霜
overcoat: 外套 sigh: 叹息
remarkably: 非常 Brent Mussberger: CBS的著名体育播音员
pocket TV: 便携电视
reception: 招待会
frightening=可怕的
patch: 小块土地 mud: 泥，泥浆
golf: 高尔夫球 accident: 事故 pat：轻拍
fall into: 掉进
squat：蹲下 injured: 受伤
muscle: 肌肉 spasm: 痉挛
miss: 丢失 belt loop：皮带环
grin: 咧嘴笑 hallway：走廊 inanely: 愚蠢地 stoned：喝醉
gay：男同性恋
humour: 调侃
slump：猛然掉落