双语剧本Monica:(to Alan) Thanks. I'll call you tomorrow. (Alan exits, to all) Okay. Okay, let'slet the Alanbashing begin. Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?
谢谢。我明天打电话给你。（Alan走了，转向大家）好了，现在开始向Alan开火，谁先来？
Monica:C'mon!
快呀！
Ross:...I'll go. Let's start with the wayhe kept picking at...no, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do this. We loved him.
我先来。我们从他拿……,不,抱歉，我办不到。不能这么做。我们爱他。
All:Loved him! Yeah! He's great!
我们爱他，他太棒了！
Monica:Wait a minute! We're talking about someone thatI'm going out with?
等一下，我们是在谈论我约会的对象吗？
All:Yeah!
是的。
Rachel:And did you notice...? (She spreads her thumb andindex finger.)
你们有没有注意……?【呵呵，大概是前面讲的某个器官的长度】
The Guys:(reluctantly) Yeah.
是的.
Joey:Know what was great? The way his smile was kindacrooked.
知道他什么最棒吗？他笑起来有点邪邪的。
Phoebe:Yes, yes! Like the man in the shoe!
是的，没错！就像是鞋子里的那个男人！

Ross:What shoe?
什么鞋子？
Phoebe:From thenursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile, Who lived in a shoe, For a... while...'
儿歌里唱的‘有一个弯弯曲曲的男人，他有着弯弯曲曲的笑容，他住在一只鞋子里，一会…儿…’
(Dubiouspause.)
Ross:So I think Alan will become theyardstickagainst which all future boyfriends will be measured.
我认为Alan应成为未来男朋友的标准。
Rachel:What future boyfriends? Nono, I th I think this could be, you know, it.
什么未来男朋友？不，我认为就是了。
Monica:Really!
真的？
Chandler:Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for hisDavid Hasselhof impression alone. You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? (Does the impression)
是的，光凭他学David Hasselh的样子，我就想嫁给他了。我要在派对上学他。
Ross:You know what I like most about him, though?
不过，知道我最喜欢他什么吗？
All:What?
什么？
Ross:The way he makes me feel about myself.
他让我找回了自我.

讲解注释Alanbashing:攻击
bash: 怒殴
【这段话很多人讨论过，主要集中在Alanbashing上，其实之前Monica已经是下了很大的决心要带Alan同大家见面，心里已经做好了被挖苦的准备了（之前的wine guy,还有那个说话漏风的家伙等等一定让她被讽刺的很不爽），不过这次大家总算给足了面子，包括为了抽烟而宁愿在走廊淋的浑身湿透的Chandler（dripping wet）,Monica一定觉得怪怪的，所以才会等Alan一走就面向大家：好了，现在开始Alan的批判会吧！（Alanbashing是个有趣的组合，我们也可以用的，比如看到Antique欺负谁了，也可以来个Antiquebashing嘛。】

“take the first shot”也值得记下，各种场合都可以用，“谁先来？”
常用短语：take a shot(at...)
1. 向......开枪
The hunter took a shot at the deer.
猎人朝那头鹿开了一枪。
2. 尝试，试着做某事，也可用give... a shot
I wasn't sure of the answer, but I thought I'd take a shot at it anyway.
我不确定答案是什么，但我想试着猜一下。
He's proven himself to be a talented actor and now he's having a shot at directing.
他已经证明了自己是一个出色的演员，现在又尝试着当导演。

pick at: 吃一点点,无食欲地吃
The old man is only picking at his food; he must be ill.
老人只吃一点点东西; 他一定是病了。

go out with:和…约会
would you go out with me? （和 May I date you out? 同一个意思。）
我可以和你约会吗？
I go out with all the girls I can.
我和所有能约到的女生去约会.

index finger: 食指

reluctantly: 勉强地，不情愿地
reluctant adj.
That child goes out reluctantly to dump rubbish.
那小孩不情愿地出去倒垃圾。
Her father reluctantly consented to the marriage.
她父亲勉强答应了这桩婚姻。

crooked:歪的,邪恶的

nursery rhyme: 童谣

dubious: 怀疑，可疑的
I feel dubious about his honesty.
我对他的诚实表示怀疑。
The testimony given by him is dubious.
他所作的证据是可疑的。

yardstick:码尺【本身是一种丈量工具，即 “码尺、准绳”，其引申之意也就是 “衡量…的标准或尺度”,后面跟介词of或against，等几个拼命吹嘘Alan，也不知道是真的喜欢还是投Monica所好，总之Monica乐坏了。】

do the impression: 模仿表情

David Hasselh: 戴维·哈塞霍夫是著名的歌手兼偶像，曾主演过《霹雳游侠》和《杰克和海德》。

though: [常用于句末][口语]然而，可是，不过

翻译练习凭著向母亲借来的区区600元美金，堪萨斯州的两兄弟决定尝试自行创业。

吃饭时，她只吃一点点。

我开始与另一个女人出去约会。

我们勉强答应跟她一起去。

我对她的动机仍存疑念。

参考答案With just $600 borrowed from their mother, two brothers from Kansas decided to take a shot at their own business.
凭著向母亲借来的区区600元美金，堪萨斯州的两兄弟决定尝试自行创业。

During the meal she picked at her food.
吃饭时，她只吃一点点。

I started to go out with another woman.
我开始与另一个女人出去约会。

We reluctantly agreed to go with her.
我们勉强答应跟她一起去。

I remain dubious about her motives.
我对她的动机仍存疑念。