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Ross: Yeah, that's right. That's right, JUMBO with a U, sir. No, belive me, you don't want me. Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. Alright, bye bye.
对，你要打的是55一JUMB0，没错，有U的JUMB0，不，先生，相信我，你不会想要我的。从他的号码看来，你看到我会大失所望，好吧，再见了。
Joey: Hey, hey. How was the first day?
第一天上班如何？
Phoebe: Oh, excellent. Everyone was so, so nice.
太棒了，每个人都很棒。
Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. Me.
瞧，认识穿我鞋子的人是有代价的。
Phoebe: No, I didn't tell anybody that I knew you.
不，我没告诉任何人我认识你。
Chandler: Why not?
为什么？
Phoebe: Oh, because, you know... they don't like you.
因为他们并不喜欢你。
Chandler: What?!
什么？
Phoebe: I thought you knew that.
我以为你早知道。
Chandler: Noho. Who doesn't like me?
不知道，谁不喜欢我？
Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.
每个人，除了……不，是每个人。
Chandler: What are you talking about?
你们在说什么？
Phoebe: Don't feel bad. You know they used to like you a lot. But then you got promoted, and, you know, now you're like "Mr. Boss Man". You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing, "Boss Man Bing".
别难过，他们过去都很喜欢你，自从你升职后，他们感觉你是上司，大人物，大老板。
Chandler: I can't belive it.
我简直无法相信。
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. They even do you.
他们甚至还模仿你。
Chandler: They do me?
模仿我？
Phoebe: You know like... uh okay... uh... "Could that report be any later?"
对，报告要“何时”才能交来？
Chandler: I don't sound like that.
我没有那样。
Ross: Oh, oh Chandler...
Chandler……
Joey: Oh... Yeah, you do.
你有的。
Ross: The hills were alive with the sound of music.
这山谷回荡着真善美的音乐。
Joey: My scones.
我的烤饼。
Phoebe, Joey, and Ross: "My scones."
我的烤饼！
Chandler: Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true.
我没那样说话。
Chandler: That is so not... That is sonot... That... Oh, shut up!
这“不”是真的。这不……闭嘴。
Monica: Did not.
不会吧。
Young Ethan: I am telling you, up until I was, like nine, I thought that gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happen.
告诉你，我到九岁时，还以为枪口就是犯罪现场。
Monica: How was that possible?
怎么会。
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. "A man is being held up, at gunpoint." "Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint." And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? Oh, ah.
新闻老是报导犯罪事件，某人在枪口下，惊慌的观光被挟持在枪口下，我一直在想为何人总是要那儿去。

影片简介

Rachel大做春梦——先是和Chandler，第二天梦见和Chandler及Joey（不过太多时间是后两人在忙乎），第三个梦终于是和Ross。Phoebe想做兼职赚钱，所以给Chandler做秘书。Chandler由此发现同僚们不再像以前那样喜欢他……甚至模仿他讲话的语气取乐。Monica和大二年级生Ethan约会，后来方知此君竟然是——高中二年级生，她无法接受遂于之分手。

重点讲解

背景介绍：

jumbo: <美>庞然大物，自从有了55JIMBO的呼机后，Ross经常被别人打错号码问是否提供性服务。所以他解释中间不是U的字母。Jumbo是一头名为Jumbo的大象。它在伦敦展出帮主人赚了不少钱。也许就是因为这头超大体型的象，在美国，当你走在超市里，一定会注意到不少商品的包装上面印有Jumbo的字。这不是哪个品牌，而是"超大号"的意思。

短语学习：

1. reach for: 伸手去拿

eg. These are hard places to reach for most divers—under ice in low temperatures.
这些位于冰层下的寒冷的地方对于大多潜水者来说都难以达到。

eg. Or consider this: I reach for a cup to have a drink.
或者思考一下这个问题：我伸手去拿一只水杯想喝水。

2. hold up: 拦劫

eg. Violating the provisions to hold up and inspect a normally running vehicle;
违反规定拦截、检查正常行驶的车辆的；

eg. Illegally hold up or detain a motor vehicle, without listening to the dissuasion, thus causing serious traffic jam or heavy property losses.
非法拦截、扣留机动车辆，不听劝阻，造成交通严重阻塞或者较大财产损失的。

简单口语句子：

it pays to do sth: 值得做某事

eg. Although English learning costs me an arm and a leg, I think it pays to do.
虽然英语学习花了我不少钱，但我觉得它是值得的。

eg. Two small stories that underscore one important point: It pays to do the right thing.
两个小故事强调了一个重要的观点：做正确的事情是值得的。