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Ross:Blah blah blah, blah blah blah... blah blaaaaaah.
叭啦叭啦叭啦，叭啦叭啦叭啦……叭啦啦。
Joey:That's was not tousle.
这可不是把头发弄乱而已。
Ross:WhaWhat did he say that was so funny?
什什么事情他说得那么好笑？
Rachel:I have absolutely no idea.
我完全听不懂。
Ross:That's... that's classic.
这真是……真是太棒了。
Rachel:Oh my God, you guys, what am I doing? What am I doing? This is so unme!
哦我的天，你们说说，我在做什么？我在做什么？这太非我了！
Monica:If you want, I'll do it.
如果你同意的话，我上。
Phoebe:I know, I just want to bite his bottom lip. But I won't.
我知道，我只想咬他的下嘴唇。不过我不会的。
Rachel:God, the first time he smiled at me... those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.
上帝，他第一次对我微笑的时候……那三秒钟比和Barry在百慕大呆三个星期都要令人激动。
Phoebe:You know, did you ride mopeds? Beause I've heard... oh, I see... it's not about that right now. OK.
你知道，你骑过电动自行车吗？因为我听说……哦，我明白……现在不是说这个的时候。好吧。
Rachel:I know it's superficial and we have nothing in common. And we don't even speak the same language but Goooooooddddddd.
我知道这样很肤浅，而且我们毫无共同点。而且我们甚至连语言都不通，但是天呐。
Ross:Paolo. Hi.
Paolo，嗨。
Paolo:Ross!
Ross！
Ross:Listen. Um, listen. Something you should... know... um, Rachel and I... we're kind of a thing.
听着。恩，听着。有些事情你应该……知道……恩，Rachel和我……我们是那种事情。
Paolo:Thing?
事情？
Ross:Thing, yes. Thing.
事情。对。事情。
Paolo:Ah, you... have the sex?
啊，你们……有性关系？
Ross:No, no, no. Technically the... sex is not... being had, but that's... see, that's not the point.
不，不，不。从技术上讲……性关系没有……发生过，不过那……恩，那不是重点。
See, um, the point is that... Rachel and I should be, er, together. You know, and if you get in the.... um...
恩，呃，重点是……Rachel和我会，呃，在一起。你知道，而如果你跑上……恩……
Paolo:Bed?
床？
Ross:No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad.
不，不，我不是要说那个。呃，如果你跑上……这条路，阻拦我们变成那种事情，那我会，恩，非常伤心。
Paolo:Oh!
哦！
Ross:Yeah! Se vice?
对！明白了吗？
Paolo:Si.
明白了
Ross:So you do know a little English.
那么你还是懂点英语的。
Paolo:little.
少……一点点。
Ross:Do you know the word crapweasel?
你知道crapweasel这个词吗？
Paolo:No.
不知道。
Ross:That's funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel!
真有趣，因为要知道，你就是个大贱人！
Jill:Chandler, we've been here for an hour doing this! Now watch, it's easy.
Chandler，我们已经在这儿玩这个玩了一个小时了！现在看着，很容易的。
Chandler:OK.
好的。
Jill:Ready? Okay? Now try it.
准备好了？试试看。
Jill:No, you've got to whip it.
不，你得用点力把它荡出去。
Phoebe:Oh, look look look. The last candle's about to burn out. 10, 9, 8, 7... negative 46, negative 47, negative 48.
哦，看看看。最后一根蜡烛要燃完了。10，9，8，7…………负46，负47，负48……
Ross:Thank you.
谢谢你。
Phoebe:Thanks.
谢谢。
Ross:Kinda... spooky without any lights.
没有光线有点……阴森森的。
Joey:Bwahhahhah!
哇哈哈哈！
Ross:OK, guys, guys? I have the definitive one. Mwwwooooohahhah.
好吧，你们这些家伙？我来最后一个。哇~哈~哈……
Ross:Oh.. oh... oh.
哦……哦……哦
Joey:Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica.
嗨，Ross，现在提这件事可能不是最好的时候，不过你得为Monica准备个派对。
Jill:Well, this has been fun.
恩，这次很开心。
Chandler:Yes. Yes, thanks for letting me use your phone... and for saving my life.
是。是的，谢谢你借我电话……还救了我的命。
Jill:Well, goodbye Chandler. I had a great blackout. See ya.
恩，再见Chandler。我渡过了一个很棒的停电夜。再见。
Chandler:Hi, um, I'm account number 7143457. And, uh, I don't know if you got any of that, but I would really like a copy of the tape.
嗨，恩，我的账号是7143457。还有，恩，我不知道你们是否录下来了，不过我是真的想要一份这盒带子的拷贝。

重点讲解

mock: 嘲笑,戏弄,模仿
tousle: 弄乱头发
funny: 滑稽的,有趣的
absolute: 绝对的,完全的
classic: 经典的
bottom lip: 下嘴唇
God: 上帝 excite:刺激,使...兴奋
Bermuda: 百慕大群岛
mopeds: 摩托自行车
superficial: 表面的,肤浅的
have nothing in common : 毫无共同之处
have the sex: 做爱
technically: 技术上 point: 要点
crapweasel: 白痴，浑蛋
in a circle: 围成一圈
whip: 突然拿取急忙抛出
snaps back: 迅速掉转
lapse: 流逝 negative: 负的
blow out: 吹灭 complete: 彻底的,完整的
kinda=kind of spooky: 令人毛骨悚然的
maniacal: 发狂的
definitive: 最后，最终的，决定（性）的
make out: [美国口语]柔情地接吻和抚摸；爱抚
clutch: 抓紧
the best time: 合适的时间
bring it up: 提及
throw: [口语]举行（宴会、舞会等）
blackout: 熄灭灯光 cheek: 面颊,脸蛋 ya=you只被用于口语
stroke: 抚，抚摸 lovingly: 钟爱地 security camera: 监视器