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Rachel: Who is it?
是谁？
Intercom: Animal Control.
动物控制中心。
Rachel: See? I've even called Animal Control!
瞧，我甚至打给动物控制中心！
Ross: You called Animal Control?
你打给动物控制中心？
Rachel: Uhhuh... why... do you not like them?
怎么了？你不喜欢他们？
Ross: Marcel is an illegalexotic animal. I'm not allowed to have him in the city. If they find him, they'll take him away from me.
Marcel是非法的外来动物，我是非法饲养，万一被他们找到，他们就会带走它。
Rachel: Ookay, Well, now see, you never ever ever told us that...
你从来就没有告诉大家。
Ross: That's right, I.. because I didn't expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!
没错，因为我没想到你会请他们来。
Rachel: Hi, thanks for coming.
谢谢你来。
Luisa: Somebody called about a monkey?
有人遗失猴子？
Rachel: Oh, y'know what? That was a complete misunderstanding!
对，这完全是个误会。
Ross: Yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but wewe didn't.
我以为我们有养猴子，但是我们没有。
Rachel: Turned out it was a hat.
结果是帽子。
Ross: Cat!
猫！
Rachel: Cat! What'm I saying? Cat!
猫!我刚说什么？猫！
Monica: Hi. We checked the third and fourth floor, noone's seen Marcel.
我们问过三楼和四楼，没人看见Marcel。
Luisa: Marcel?
Marcel？
Ross: My uncle Marcel.
我叔叔Marcel。
Phoebe: Oh, is that who the monkey's named after?
那猴子是以你叔叔命名？
Luisa: Oookay. Are you aware that possession of an illegal exotic is, uh, punishable by up to two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?
你知道持有非法外来动物，可判刑两年并没收动物？
Phoebe: Oh my God. You would put that poor little creature in jail?
天啊，你要这可怜的小东西关进监牢？
Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Pheebs，你记得如何先对自己小声说吗？
Phoebe: Yes, but there isn't always time!
记得，但总不是时候。
Monica: Look. I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this! Um, have a seat. First of all, we haven't been introduced, I'm Monica Geller.
我相信我们能以友善的处理方式，请坐，首先，我们还没自己介绍,我叫Monica。
Luisa: Oh my God, you are! And you're Rachel Green!
天啊，你是Monica。还有，你是Rachel吗？
Rachel: Yeah!
是！
Luisa: Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High? I sat behind you guys in home room!
Luisa，Lincoln高中，我坐在你们后面。
Rachel: Luisa? Oh my God! Monica! It's Luisa!
Luisa，我的天啊，Monica，她是luisa！
Ross: I went there too！
我也去了那里！
Monica: The Luisa from home room!
是在后面那个Luisa?
Rachel: Yes!
没错！
Luisa: You have no idea who I am, do you.
你们根本不知道我是谁，对不？
Monica: No, none at all.
不，一点也不。
Rachel: None.
一点也没有。
Luisa: Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. I mean, would it have been so hard to say "Morning, Luisa"? Or "Nice overalls"?
或许你们那四年，都在当我不存在。难道说“早安，luisa”或“好漂亮的连身裤”有那么困难吗？

影片简介

Rachel得知Barry和她的前伴娘（也是她最好的朋友）Mindy订婚：她决心重新开始约会男人，于是Ross想开口约她。正当他寻求适当的机会开口时，Rachel却在帮他照看猴子时把Marcel弄丢了，两人关系因此出现裂痕。大家去找猴子，Mr. Heckles却牛头不对马嘴地说，他丢了一包饼干，他猴子没见过只见过一次Regis Philbin（电视节目《百万富翁》的主持人。）

重点讲解

词组精讲：

1. turn out: 结果弄清楚是（原来是）

eg. Unfortunately they do not turn out to be more creative; they only feel that way.
不幸的是，他们最终并没有更具创造力；那只是他们的感觉而已。

eg. Yet their results turn out to have enormous potential.
但他们的成果却有巨大的潜力。

2. name after: 以……命名

Five-year-old Wei Ziyun chose "Robot" as his English name after the title character in the Walt Disney movie Wall-E.
五岁大的魏子云在看过迪士尼公司出品的《瓦力》后，选择了“罗伯特”作为他的英文名字。

3. put in jail: 使……关押，入狱

eg. A lot of the fired officials and nobles were put in jail.
而以前的那些那些官员还有贵族早就叫这位国王放到监狱里了。

经典口语：

1. You have no idea who I am, do you.
你们根本不知道我是谁，对不？

have no idea= don't know 不知道

2. Um, have a seat.
嗯，请坐。

be seated=have a seat 请坐