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Monica:Okay, I'll take "Idiots in the Workplace" for 200 Alex.
要我就在“工厂里的白痴”上押200亚里克斯。
Chandler:It's not just that she's cute, okay. It's just that... she's really really cute.
这不是她漂不漂亮的问题，这是……她真的真的很漂亮。
Ross:It doesn't matter. You don't dip your pen in the company ink.
都一样，兔子不吃窝边草。
Rachel:God, I even know that I'm pretty much unemployable.
上帝，我知道我几乎不应该被雇用。
Monica:Ross, your little creature's got the remote again.
Ross，你的小动物又在玩遥控器了。
Ross:Marcel, Marcel, give Rossie the remote. Marcel，Marcel, you give Rossie the remote right now.Marcel，you give Rossie the remote.
Marcel，Marcel，把遥控器给Ross。Marcel，Marcel，你现在就把遥控器给Ross。Marcel，把遥控器给Ross。
Monica:Great.
这下可好。
Ross:Relax, I'll fix it.
别急，我会修好的。
Rachel:Cool... "Urkel" in Spanish is "Urkel."
酷！Urkel在西班牙文中叫“Urkel”！
Ross:How did he do this?
它是怎么办到的？
Chandler:So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?
你让圣诞灯一直开着是想让我们，“快乐”一整年？
Monica:Ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Year's... but obviously someone forgot.
不，某人应该在新年期间把它拿下，但她显然是忘了。
Rachel:Well, someone was supposed to write "Rachel, take down the lights" and put it on the refrigerator... How long has that been there?
某人应该写下“Rachel，拿下圣诞灯”然后贴在冰箱…… 在这儿多久了？
Monica:A really long time.
时间可不短了。
Chandler:Hey, where you been?
你上哪儿去了？
Joey:I went back to Riff's. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries.
我到Riff餐厅去了，我想Ursula喜欢我。我只点了咖啡，她却端给我鲔鱼和四盘的薯片。
Chandler:Score.
成功了。
Joey:She is so hot!
她好带劲儿。
Chandler:Yeah, listen. Okay, before you do anything Joeylike, you might wanna run it by err...
好的，不过听着，在你做一些Joey风格的事情前，或许你可以找……
Joey:Phoebe?
Phoebe？
Phoebe:Yeah?
怎么？
Joey:You think it would be okay if I asked out your sister?
我约你姐出去你会介意吗？
Phoebe:Why? Why would you wanna... do that? Why?
为什么？你为何要那样做？
Joey:So that if we went out on a date, she'd be there.
因为如果我去约会时，她就会在我身边。
Phoebe:Well, I mean, I'm not my sister's, you know, whatever, and um...I mean, it's true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, we've grown apart, so, um... I don't know, why not? Okay.
我的意思是，我不是她。呃…… 没错，我们曾待在同一颗卵子，但我们各自发育，我不知道……有何不可？
Joey:Cool, thanks.
酷，谢啦。
Ross:You okay?
你还好吧？
Phoebe:Yeah I'm fine.
还好。
Ross:You wanna watch Laverne y Shirley?
你还要继续看Laverne y Shirley？

重点讲解
1. You don't dip your pen in the company ink. 兔子不吃窝边草 dip: 蘸

2. leave up: 任（某物）悬挂着或摆放着

eg. The ones that couldn't we just sort of decided to leave up at camp four.
那些不能自己下山的人， 我们决定将他们暂时搁放在四号营。

3. all year long: 一整年

eg. If you swear today, you will regret it all year long.
说话要小心！如果你今天咒骂，你将会后悔一整年。

4. be supposed to: 应该（据说，被期望，获准）

eg. What time will we be supposed to arrive there.
我们应该什么时候到达那里。

5. take down: 取下

eg. Please take down my baggage.
请帮我拿下行李。

6. ask out: 邀请外出

eg. He even used the site to ask out a girl.
他甚至还在站点上邀约女孩子。