双语剧本[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]

-Rachel: Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.
是不是很不可思忆？我以前可从来没冲过咖啡。
-Chandler: That is amazing.
是吧可思议
-Joey: Congratulations.
恭喜你
-Rachel: You know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.
我以为如果我能冲咖啡，我就什么都可以做了。
-Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do.
我认为应该是如果我能入侵波兰，我就什么都可以做了
-Joey: Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something...
你现在正进入角色，有没有想做个蛋卷之类的东西….
(Joey and Chandler taste the coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.)
-Although actually I'm really not that hungry...
不过，我还不太饿
-Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.
真不赖，Lenny 和 Squigy 在这里
-All: Morning. Good morning.
早上好
-Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
早上好
-Joey: Morning, Paul.
早上好，Paul
-Rachel: Hello, Paul.
你好，Paul
-Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it?
嘿，Paul, 对吗？

(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)

-Paul: Thank you! Thank you so much!
谢谢你！太感谢你了！
-Monica: Stop!
不要这样
-Paul: No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.
不，我要告诉你，昨晚我就好像….我所有的生日..毕业典礼..外加大厦落成典礼。
-Monica: We'll talk later.
我们待会再谈
-Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits)
好的，谢谢你
-Joey: That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?
那不是真正的约会？那真正的约会干什么？
-Monica: Shut up, and put my table back.
闭嘴，把我的桌子搬回去
-All: Okayyy! (They do so.)
ok
-Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference...
好的，孩子们，我该去工作了。不过我不把那些数字输入….也不会有什么区别
-Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?
你们都有工作吗？
-Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.
对，我们都有…这样我们才有钱买东西。
-Joey: Yeah, I'm an actor.
对，我是演员
-Rachel: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?
哇！我有见过你的作品吗？
-Joey: I doubt it. Mostly regional work.
我不认为，大部分是地方性节目。
-Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park.
等等，除非你在公园小剧场，看过重排的木偶奇遇记。
-Joey: Look, it was a job all right?
那还是份工作吧？
-Chandler: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'
‘瞧，Gippetto, 我是个真正的小男孩’
-Joey: I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.)
别这样羞辱我
-Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) "Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."
你是对的。对不起。当我还是个小木头人，小木头人…
-Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.)
你们该知道，他快死了。噢，Chandler?

讲解注释amazing: 令人惊异的
entire life: 一生
on a roll: 手气、运气好
Western omelet: 西式煎蛋卷
taste: 品尝
grimace: 痛苦的表情
Thomas made a grimace after he had tasted the wine.
汤玛斯尝了那葡萄酒后做了个鬼脸。
An odd grimace crosses her mouth and vanishes.
她的嘴角掠过一丝奇怪的表情，转眼就消失了。
pour: 倒，倾泻
pot: 罐
invade: 入侵
When did the Romans invade Britain?
古罗马人是何时侵略英国的?
The cancer cells may invade other parts of the body.
癌细胞可能侵袭身体的其他部分。
enter: 走进
graduation: 毕业
barn: 空荡荡的大建筑
scene: 场景
witness: 目击
input: 输入
doubt: 怀疑
mostly: 大多数
regional: 地区的
Close analysis of sales figures shows clear regional variations.
对销售额的仔细分析显示出明显的地区差别。
More power is to be devolved to regional government.
要将更多的权力交给地方政府。
abuse: 侮辱
The boy's breaking of window glasses caused a hail of abuse.
这个男孩打碎了窗户玻璃，招致了一阵恶骂。
I didn't expect him to descend to personal abuse.
我没料到他会堕落到对我进行人身攻击的地步。
She attacked him with a torrent of abuse.
她用连珠炮似的谩骂来攻击他。
burst into: 闯入，突然发作
wooden: 木制的
happen to: 发生（碰巧，正巧，偶然）
production: 作品
Pinocchio: 木偶奇遇记
theater: 戏院，电影院翻译练习

翻译练习他一脸苦相，表示怀疑。

敌军准备进犯。

我们的球队赢得了地区冠军。

他见到我就连声辱骂。

参考答案He made a grimace of disbelief.
他一脸苦相，表示怀疑。

The enemy troops are ready to invade.
敌军准备进犯。

Our team won the regional laurels.
我们的球队赢得了地区冠军。

He greeted me with a stream of abuse.
他见到我就连声辱骂。