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CHANDLER: May I help you?

需要我效劳吗?

EDDIE: Why doesn't my key work and what's all my stuff doin' downstairs?

我的钥匙为什么不能用了?我的东西为什么都在楼下?

CHANDLER: Well, I'm, I'm sorry...Ahhh. Have we met?

抱歉，我们有见过吗?

EDDIE: It's Eddie you freak, your roommate.

我是艾迪，呆子，你的室友

CHANDLER: I, I'm sorry, I uh, I already have a roommate.

对不起…我已经有室友了

JOEY: Hello.

你好啊。

CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.

他住很多年了，我不知道你在说什么，老兄。

EDDIE: No he, he moved out and I moved in.

他搬出去以后我才搬进来的。

CHANDLER: Well I, I think we'd remember something like that.

如果是那样的话，我们应该记得才对。

JOEY: I know I would.

我知道我会

EDDIE: Well that's uh, that's a good point. Um ok, well, uh, I guess I got the wrong apartment then. I, I'm, look, I'm, ya know, I'm sorry, I'm terriably sorry.

说得有道理，好，那我想我记错房子了，两位，对不起，对不起。

JOEY: Hey no problem.

没关系

CHANDLER: See ya. Goodbye you fruit drying psychopath. So you want me to help you unpack your stuff?

再见了，再会了，干燥水果的疯子。乔伊，要我帮你打开行李吗?

JOEY: Na, na I'm ok. Oh and uh, just so you know, I'm not movin' back in 'cause I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. It's just that that place wasn't really, I mean, this is...

不用了，我只是想让你知道，我是不得已才搬回来的，是不得已没错…但是在那个地方并不是真的…我是说，这里…

CHANDLER: Welcome home man.

欢迎回家，老兄。

JOEY: A little foos?

小试一下身手?

CHANDLER: Absolutely.

没问题

JOEY: What happened to the foosball?

这颗球怎么了?

CHANDLER: Ah that's a cantelope.

那是颗哈蜜瓜

影视精讲

CHANDLER实在忍受不了EDDIE，把他的行李搬了出去，EDDIE回家时，钥匙却打不开门了。

1. freak n. 怪人，怪事

While she is a sanitary freak, she is NOT a neat person.

然而她却是一个卫生怪人，并不是一个整洁的人。

2. psychopath n. 精神病患者

3. unpack vi. 打开包裹

Unpack as soon as you arrive.

你一到达目的地就打开行李。

4. cantelope n. 哈密瓜