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Monica:Oh, god, I am so spoiled. That's it!
哦，天呢，我被宠坏了。就是这样。
Rachel:I shoplift.
我偷东西。
Monica:That was years ago, you had no idea that lipsticks was in your pocket. Did I tell you that I am so much cuter than I am?
那是多年前的事情了，你绝对想不到唇膏在你的口袋里。我告诉你们我比原来可爱多了吗？
Rachel:And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?
对了，我有提过我的高中吗？我在高中是只肥猪。
Monica:I used to wet my bed.
我经常尿床。
Rachel:I use my breasts to get other people's attention.
我以胸部吸引别人的注意。
Monica:We both do that!
我们都一样。
Dr. Mitchell:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Err yeh, aayah, yeh, just one second... ah, Rachel, it's your dad.
Monica and Rachel的公寓, 等等，Rachel,是你爸。
Monica:Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me.listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...
爸？不，是我。听着，爸爸，我不能立刻说，嗯，但是有些事，嗯，有件事我想跟你说。
Rachel:Would you excuse me for a second?
失陪一下。
Monica:Remember back in freshman year? Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed.
记得我大一的时候吗？我和Billy Dreskin 在你床上做爱。
Rachel:Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! ...dead!
爸，我干嘛和Billy Dreskin 上床？他爸想害你倒闭。你死定了。
Monica:Hi, Rachel, are these your condoms?
嘿，Rachel，这些是你的保险套吗？
Rachel:Oh, no, that was just Monica, she is drunk again.
哦，不，那是Monica，她又喝醉了。
Ross:Phoebe, I don't think "scrunchy" is a word.
我不认为“scrunchy”是一个词。
Phoebe:Why not, if crunchy is a word,why scrunchy?
为什么不是，如果crunchy 是一个单词，为什么 scrunchy不是呢？
Chandler:Okay, then I am using that same argument for "fligament".
好吧，那么说“fligament” 也是一个单词了？
Monica:Ross, he's got the remote again.
Ross，他又拿遥控器了。
Ross:Good. Maybe he can switch it back.
很好，或许他能将功能变回来。
Ross:Maybe not.
或许不会。
Rachel:Okay, Daddy? That's the other line. Okay, no not even in my bedroom. Okay,okay, byebye.
好的，爸爸？那是另一条线。没有没有，也没有在我的卧室里。好的，好的，再见。

影片简介

Monica带Rachel上医院：Rachel没买保险，所以她和Monica身份互换。当两名帅哥医生要约会她俩时，情况变得复杂化。Rachel认为应该坦白她们的身份，Monica坚持要保守秘密，两人争吵，结果在两位医生面前自爆其短。Ross没有信心当一个好爸爸：他在朋友们中寻找帮助，并向父亲咨询。Joey继续约会Ursula，后者成为他和Phoebe的朋友关系中的障碍——他错过了Phoebe的生日。

重点讲解

1. spoiled: 宠坏的

eg. North Korea is sort of like a spoiled child.
现在北朝鲜就像是一个被宠坏的孩子。

2. shoplift: 装作顾客在商店偷窃（货物）

eg. I began to shoplift because I had no money.
因为穷困，我不得不开始入店盗窃。

3. wet bed: 尿床

eg. Will you still love me when I have acne, when I wet bed, or when i'm afraid what's on upstairs?
当我的脸上长满了青春痘，我尿了裤子或是害怕下楼梯时，你还会爱我吗？

4. out of business: 倒闭破产

eg. If everyone did it, after all, the bars would go out of business.
如果每个人都这样做，毕竟，酒吧将会倒闭。