Monica: Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out.哦，我很抱歉你们没成。
Chandler: What 'not work out'? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. Didn't you listen to the story?什么没成？我星期四还要和她约会呢。你刚才没在听吗？
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?你刚才没在听吗？我的意思是，这太离谱了！你怎么能和这种女人搞在一起？
Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff: all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility.恩，你知道，刚开始我也有些烦这事儿，但我仔细一想，对我都是好处：所有的快乐，所有的谈天说地，所有的性；而且绝不用负责任。
I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!我的意思是，这是每个男人的梦想。
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy?哦，对。那不是真的。Ross，这是你的梦想吗？
Ross: No, of course not! (Thinks) ...Yeah, yeah, it is.不，当然不是！……是，是，这是。
Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?什么？你们男人不介意和那些也和别人约会的女人约会吗？
Joey: I couldn't do it.我做不到。
Monica: Good for you, Joey.很好，Joey。
Joey: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is.我和一个女人在一起时，我一定要确定我交往的人比她交往的多才行。
Phoebe: Once, I went out with a guy who just got divorced. It was really hard. His kids liked me better than him.一次我和一个刚离婚的家伙出这很麻烦，相比之下，他的孩子更喜欢我一些。
Monica: Phoebe？what does this have anything with Chandler?Phoebe？这和Chandler有什么关系？
Phoebe: No, nothing. And I don not have anything on that topic. So I went another way.不，一点关系也没有.对于这个话题我无话可说。所以我说了些别的。
Ross: Well, y'know, monogamy can be a, uh, tricky concept. I mean, anthropologically speaking—恩，你知道，一夫一妻制可以是个，呃，复杂的概念。我的意思是，从人类学上讲——
Fine. Fine, alright, now you'll never know.好了，好了，好吧。现在你们永远都别想知道了。
Monica: We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!我们开玩笑的。别这样，说吧！
All: Yeah! C'mon!对！别这样！
Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey.好吧。有个理论，是Richard Leakey提出的。