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Chandler:Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?
从那以后就没心情吃面条了。我意思是，那不荒谬吗？你能相信她真那样想吗？
Rachel:Um... yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be...
呃……对，恩，我是说，我第一次见到你时，要知道，我想也许，可能，你也许是……
Chandler:You did?
你原来以为？
Rachel:Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
对，不过随后你在Phoebe的整个生日派对上都盯着我的胸部谈话。所以我认为也许不是。
Chandler:Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
恩。还有，呃……你们其他人第一次见到我时那样想过吗？
Monica:I did.
我想过。
Phoebe:Yeah, I think so, yeah.
是，我想是的，对。
Joey:Not me.
我没有。
Ross:Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did.
不不，我也没有。虽然，呃，你知道，上大学时，Susan Sallidor那样想过。
Chandler:You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
开什么玩笑！你告诉她我不是了吗？
Ross:No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so...
没，没有，只是因为，呃，我也有点想约她出去，所以我告诉她实际上，你那时正在和Bernie Spellman……也就是另一个也喜欢她的家伙，所以……
Chandler:Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?
恩，这真是奇怪了。那么，呃，我到底有什么？
Phoebe:I dunno, 'cause you're smart, you're funny...
我不知道，因为你聪明，你风趣……
Chandler:Ross is smart and funny, do you ever think that about him?
Ross聪明风趣，你们怎么不认为他也是？
All:Yeah! Right!
是！对！
Chandler:WHAT IS IT?!
是什么？！
Monica:Okay, II d'know, youyou just you have a quality.
好，我我不知道，你你只是你有一种气质。
All:Yes. Absolutely. A quality.
是的，绝对是，一种气质。
Chandler:Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.
哦，哦，是气质，好的，因为我正担心你们这些家伙会搞不清楚这个呢。
Joey:you know, Chandler, I think it is going to work for you.
Chandler，我认为这对你很有作用。
Chandler:Excuse me?
什么？
Joey:sure, sure, women find you less threatening, they let their guards down, they boom, you are like a stealthy hetersexual.
是的是的，女人们发现你没有威胁，放低警惕,你简直就是个偷摸地异性恋者。
Monica:Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.
喂？喂？哦！Rachel，是Paolo从罗马打来的。
Rachel:Oh my God! Calling from Rome! Bon giorno, caro mio.
哦我的天！从罗马打来的！Bon giorno, caro mio。
Ross:So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.
他从罗马打电话来。我也可以，只是要去罗马。
Rachel:Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. I'm talking to Rome.
Monica，你爸刚打进来，不过你能快点吗？和罗马通话呢。我正在和罗马通话。
Monica:Hey dad, what's up? Oh God. Ross, it's Nana.
嗨，爸，怎么样？哦，天哪。Ross，是外婆。

重点讲解

ridiculous: 荒谬的 actually: 实际上
entire: 整个的全部的 breast: 胸部，乳房
figure: 认为
y'know =you know. college: 大学
go out: 出去
congratulate: 恭喜 abrupt: 突然的
fascinating: 迷人的
'cause=because funny: 有趣的
worry: 担忧 vague: 模糊的
work for: 为……效力
threatening: 威胁的 guard: 警戒心
boom: 发展 stealthy: 偷摸的
heterosexual: 异性恋的
beep: 哔哔声
show off: 炫耀
nana：[儿语] 奶奶，祖母