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Rachel: Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, the credit card people.
对，她在，等等。Monana，你的电话，信用卡公司打来的。
Monica: Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks.
是吗？天哪。谢谢。
Rachel: What?
怎么了？
Monica: They've arrested Monica.
他们已逮到Monica。
Monica: Hi.
你好。
Fake Monica: Hey.
你好。
Monica: How are you?
你好吗？
Fake Monica: I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. Howhow did you know I was here?
不太糟，幸好我喜欢蓝色，你怎会知道我在这儿？
Monica: Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.
因为我是Monica Geller，你用的是我的信用卡。
Fake Monica: That I was not expecting.
真是没想到。
Monica: I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.
我想让你知道，去报案的人不是我。
Fake Monica: Oh. Thanks.
谢谢你。
Monica: No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!
不，我要谢谢你！你带给我太多了。如果不是你，我就不可能在冬园剧场唱“回忆”。
Fake Monica: Well, actually, you only got to sing "Memo".
老实说你只开口唱了“回”而已。
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
我不敢相信你会在这儿。失去你我该怎么办？谁会和我去大使馆宴会，谁带我去大苹果马戏团？
Fake Monica: Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of twentyfive other women, and you're worried about who's gonna take you to the Big Apple Circus?
Monica，我在一堆女人面前尿尿展开一天的生活。你却担心没人带你去看马戏？
Monica: Well, not... worried, just... wondering.
不是担心，只是怀疑。
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
没什么好怀疑的，Monica。你继续做你自己，因为那才是真正的你。
Monica: Not necessarily.
那没必要呀。
Fake Monica: Yes necessarily! I mean, I don’t know what it is, maybe it's the Amish thing.
那很必要。我不知道是为什么，或许和你是Amish有关。
Monica: Um, I'm not actually Amish.
事实上我不是Amish。
Fake Monica: Really? Then why are you like that?
真的？为何你那么怪？
Teacher: You by the door in or out?
门旁的那个，加不加入？
Monica: In.
加人。
Teacher: You in the back, you're getting it all wrong!
后面的，你完全跳错了。
Monica: Yeah, but at least I'm doing it!
至少我在跳。

影片简介

Monica的信用卡被盗用：当收到信用卡消费账单后，她发现小偷过着她梦想要但是又舍不得过的生活。她在一个用她的卡付账的舞蹈课上捉到了“Monica”，“假Monica”颇富人格魅力，Monica同她不打不相识，居然结成好友。和“假Monica”一起相处甚欢……后来“假Monica”被捕。Ross的猴子Marcel到了发情期，总是搞破坏：Ross不得不挑选动物园将它送走。Joey给你想了个艺名Holden McGroin。

重点讲解

词组学习：

1. hold on: 继续；（打电话时）不挂断

eg. Just hold on a minute, I'll be back at once.
请稍等一下，我马上就回来。

eg. "Hold on!" I said to him, and pulled out my little dope book.
我对他说：“等一下”，然后我拿出我的小记录本。

2. turn in: 出卖，告发

eg. Dan would be right to stand by his roommate and not turn him in.
丹站在他的室友一边不告发他，是正确的。

eg. I'm not gonna turn you in.
我不会告发你们的。

简单口语：

You by the door in or out? 门旁的那个，加不加入？

in or not 加入还是不加入