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Ross: Stand back, everyone. Incoming ego shrapnel. 退后，伙计，炮火来袭。
Chandler: All right. I can do this. 好的，我能做到的。
Aurora: ...Yes? ……恩？
Chandler: Hi.... um... okay, next word... would be... Chandler! Chandler is my name, and, uh...(He clears his throat noisily)...hi. 嗨……恩……好，下一句……是…… Chandler是我的名字，而且，呃……嗨。
Aurora: Yes, you said that. 对，你说了。
Chandler: Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh... would you like to go out with me sometime, thank you, goodnight. (He walks back to the others but she calls him back.) 是，是我说了，不过我没说我刚才想说的话，我刚才想说的是，呃……有时间你愿意和我一起出去吗？谢谢，晚安。
Aurora: Chandler? Chandler?
All: Hey! I didn't know you could dance! You're in a play!You had a beard! 嗨！我都不知道你会跳舞！你演戏了！你还安了大胡子！
Joey: Whadja think? 你们认为怎么样？
All: ...Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard! ……嗨！你演戏了！我都不知道你会跳舞！你还安了大胡子！
Joey: C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. I was the lead. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head. 别这样，你们这样家伙，不是那么差吧。我是主角。至少比我在合唱的轮唱好多了，至少你们能看到我的头。
All: (admitting) Saw your head. Saw your head. 看到你的头了，看到你的头了。
Joey: Hi Hi, how about that German accent? 我的德语发音怎么样？
Monica: Yeah, all of your W's were V's. 是的很好，所有W的音全变成V。
Chandler: (running back) She said yes!! She said yes!! (To Joey) Awful play, man. Whoah. (To All) Her name's Aurora, and she's Italian, and she pronounces my name 'Chand-lrr'. 'Chand-lrr'. I think I like it better that way. 她答应了！！她答应了！！糟糕的演出，老兄。哇哦她叫Aurora，是意大利人，她说我的名字时发音是'Chand-lrr'. 'Chand-lrr' 。我想我喜欢被这么叫。
(To Joey) Oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you. (He fishes a card out of his pocket.) 哦，听着，引导员让我把这个较交给你。
Rachel: What is it? 是什么东西？
Joey: The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency. Wow, an agency left me its card! Maybe they wanna sign me! 哇，经纪公司给我名片了！也许他们想签我呢！
Phoebe: Based on this play? ...Based on this play! 就凭这场戏？……就凭这场戏！
Joey: Look, there’s a note on the back. "Love your work, call me a sap". She was obviously very moved. 看，背面有字，喜欢你的工作，请称呼我挖墙脚的，显然她非常动人。
Ross: You should probably call her fairly quickly. 你应该马上给他打电话。
Joey: Yeah，as soon as possible. 是的，越快越好。

词汇讲解

incoming：引入的（入射的，增殖的）shrapnel：开花弹，榴弹
clear throat：清清嗓子
beard：下巴上的胡子
Whadja=what do you 你们认为怎么样？
lead：领引 troll：反复，轮唱（歌曲）at least：至少
admitting：表示赞成的
accent：口音
awful：糟糕的 Italian：意大利人 pronounce：发音
usher：引导员
agency：代理，代理处 wanna=want to sign：（以签订合同）雇用 Estelle Leonard人才经纪
base on：在……基础之上
sap：挖墙角的 obviously：显然地 moved：令人感动的