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KIDS: Ooohhh.
哇。
PHOEBE: I know.
我懂的。
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
真不敢相信乔伊去跟他的变态影迷吃饭，她长得怎么样?
CHANDLER: Well, you remember Cathy Bates in Misery?
你还记得”战栗游戏”里面的凯西贝兹?
RACHEL AND MONICA: Yeah.
知道。
CHANDLER: Well, she looks the exact opposite of that.
她长得跟她完全相反。
RACHEL: And she's not crazy?
那她不是疯子吗?
CHANDLER: Oh no no no, she's a total wack job. Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.
不，她的完全秀透了。她以为乔伊真的是雷崔克医生。
RACHEL: Oh my God.
我的天哪。
MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.
然后他还要去跟她约会?他不能这么做的。
CHANDLER: Hey, just because this woman thinks she can actually see Joey through the magical box in her living room doesn't mean she's not a person. I mean, does she not deserve happiness, does she not deserve love? What're you lookin' at me for? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac.
就因为这个女人以为她可以在她的客厅黑盒里面看乔伊…并不表示她就不是人啊，我是说，她应该得到快乐也应该得到爱呀。你们看我干什么?想上那个疯子的是乔伊。
ROB: You OK?
你还好吧?
PHOEBE: No, uh-uh, I'm just, I'm nervous. So, you know what, maybe if I just, if I picture them all in their underwear.
不，我只是很紧张，如果我幻想他们只穿内衣…
ROB: That's not a good idea, that's kinda the reason the last guy got fired.
不，那个主意不好上个家伙就是那样被开除的。
PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?
我只是…我习惯为大人演唱。大人只是…边喝咖啡边做他们大人做的事。小孩呢…会专心听。我觉得这个责任好重大。怎么了?你要亲我吗?
ROB: I was thinkin' about it.
我正在考虑。

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菲比喜欢上图书馆工作人员罗拔，后者邀她去为来图书馆的孩子们唱歌。

1. wack
wack n.<美俚>怪人
wack job n.<俚>Someone who is crazy and/or has lost their mind and acts like a damn lunatic. Someone you should<俚><美俚>

avoid at all costs as they may be a harm to yourself or others.
eg. They just have to go 'cos they don't know wack.
可恶的家伙滚一边去他不了解我们这帮怪人.

2. get fired 被炒鱿鱼
eg. You'll get fired if you goof off too much at work.
如果你在上班时太偷懒，你会被开除。

3. play for 为...效力
eg. Which team do you play for?
你在哪个队效力?