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Ross: Look at it this way: you dumped her. Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy, and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable... Tell me why you did this again?从某个方面看：是你甩了它，不是吗？我是说，这个女人那么性感迷人、美丽聪明、如梦如幻……再说一次你为什么要甩了她？
All: Hey!嗨！
Monica: Hey, wait wait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?嗨，等等，你是那个在Al Pacino新片中出演臀部的人吗？
Joey: Nope.不是。
Ross: No? What happened, big guy?不是？怎么回事，大人物？
Chandler: (to Ross) "Big guy?"大人物？
Ross: It felt like a "big guy" moment.感觉好像是说大人物的时候。
Joey: I got fired.我被解雇了。
All: Oh!哦！
Joey: Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...是啊，他们说我演得太过了。我已经跟所有人说了！现在每个人都会去电影院，希望看到我，而……
Rachel: Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell.哦，Joey, 你知道的，没人能分辨出来的。
Joey: My mom will.我妈就能。
Chandler: Something so sweet and...disturbing about that这真是温馨，而且……让人恶心。
Joey: Y'know, I've done nothing but crappy plays for six years. And I finally get my shot, and I blow it!你知道，六年来我除了演些烂戏外一无所成。而当我终于得到自己的戏了，却搞砸了它！
Monica: Maybe this wasn't your shot.也许我不是你的戏。
Ross: Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?对，我是说……我认为当是你的戏的时候，恩，你、你知道那就是你的戏。那……像是你的戏吗……？
Joey: Hard to tell, I was naked.很难说清，我那时是裸体的。
Phoebe: No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot.
不，我认为这不是你的戏。我的意思是，我甚至不认为你只有一个戏。
I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.我真的觉得你会有更大的成就，真的！你要想想有那么一天，一个小子跑到他朋友那儿说‘我得到这个角色了！我得到这个角色了！我要演Joey Tribbiani的屁股！’
Joey: Yeah? That's so nice!是吗？那太好了！
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.对不起，Joey 。我要去睡觉了，伙计们。
All: Night.晚安。
Rachel: Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?呃，你、你把鞋就放在那儿吗？
Monica: Uh-huh!啊-哈！
Rachel: Really? Just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner?真的？就这样粗枝大叶随随便便地乱丢？
Monica: Doesn't matter, I'll get 'em tomorrow. Or not. Whenever.没关系啊，我明天再收拾。或者不收拾。随便什么时候收拾都行。
Ross: She is a kook.她是—个邋遢怪。
Monica: If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes. No. Don't do this. This is stupid! I don't have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...But then everyone will know.如果你这么烦这事儿，只要出去把鞋收起来就行了啊。不，不要这样。这太蠢了！我没必要证明什么，我要出去把鞋收起来……但是那样的话大家会知道的。
Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back! ...I need help!除非我先去收起来，然后很早就起床把鞋放回去！……帮帮我！
Phoebe: All you want is a dinkle.你所需要的是叮咚.
Joey: Not that song.不要唱这首歌。
Chandler and Ross: All you envy's a schwang.你所羡慕的是摇摆，
Joey: Come on, you guys.伙计们，不要这样。
All: A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang... All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...就是能叮咚作响的东西，或者和它一起摇荡，或者完全让其悬垂…… 你所需要的是叮咚, 你所羡慕的是摇摆，就是能叮咚作响的东西，或者和它一起摇荡，或者完全让其悬垂……

重点讲解

dump: 丢弃，抛弃
unbelievable: 难以置信的
sexy: 性感的
intelligent: 聪明
unattainable: 遥不可及
butt: 臀部movie电影
gonna: going to
disturbing: 烦扰的
crappy: 没价值的
shot: 镜头
I blow it: 搞砸弄糟
naked：赤身裸体的，一丝不挂的
think about: 思考
run up to: 跑到
leave out：留在外面
kook: 傻瓜，蠢货；怪人；狂人
determined：毅然地
casually: 随便地
strew: 散播,撒满
reckless: 鲁莽的
haphazard: 杂乱的（地），任意的（地）
give up: 放弃
bother:困扰
schwang=swing: 左右摇摆
tinkle：叮咚作响