I am so sorry for all the hell
my mother put you through while we were together.
No one in their right mind
would choose to live inside this family.
I despise her.
Word of advice.
Keep it to yourself.
The only way to beat your mother
is to play her game better than she does.
Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.
We're about to begin, and please...
What are you doing here?
I thought you were banned from the premises.
But I'm staying for this, and so are you.
No. I already did what you asked.
Jack would kill me if he knew I was here.
And Jack would kill you if he knew
that baby you're carrying isn't his.
This is that important to me.
The choice is yours.
Ladies and gentlemen,
It's always been my motto
that from bad comes good.
So tonight there will be no rehashing of the past--
only my aspirations for the future.
We're about to begin我们就要开始了
about to 即将； 刚要
I am about to jump out of my skin.
She was about to dish up when some guests came.
The only way to beat your mother is to play her game better than she does.打倒你妈妈唯一的办法，就是去玩她那一套 ，而且比她玩得好
better than比 ... 多； 超过
I think her translation of the article is much better than his.