I was wondering if I was ever gonna see you again.
Uh, well... I've been meaning to call.
But you forgot what those little numbers
on your phone were for, right?
Phones still have numbers?
So is, uh... mama bear in the cave?
Why? Are you looking to pick another fight with her?
Not at all.
No, I just, uh...
wondered if we had some privacy...
about what happened the other night.
Well, I don't have any secrets from my mother.
She knows that I'm gay.
The question is how did you know?
Oh, well, let's just say I have, uh...
well-calibrated gaydar. And, uh...
- Leave it at that. - You're a liar.
Did you really think I wouldn't find out
you went to my ex-wife?
You paid her 20 grand to get dirt on me?
Are you out of your mind?
Who does that?
Uh... Yeah, okay.
I know this looks, uh, bad on the surface, but--
I don't want someone digging through my life.