I googled "Friendship" on the interwebs.
Apparently, when you have a fight with a friend...
You're supposed to apologize.
Word of advice-- leave the joke cracking to me.
You suck at it.
And the apologizing, how am I doing there?
I'm no expert,
but I think an apology involves the words "I'm sorry"?
I actively taught myself not to trust people.
What happened with you and Tyler caught me off guard,
but I do believe you never set out to sabotage me.
No, on the contrary.
All I ever set out to do was to help you
and your dad.
As much as I hate to admit it,
you were right about Tyler.
I'm a terrible judge of character.
We all have our weaknesses.
Tyler is just really good at exploiting them.
Yeah, now he's got all the ammo he needs.
He stole my whale cam.
With all the video files in it?
Including everything that happened to Lydia,
and now he's got all the physical evidence he needs
to extort Conrad--
Or, if we play it right,
all the rope necessary to hang himself.
Believe it or not, this could be good news.
What happened with you and Tyler caught me off guard,你和泰勒的事让我措手不及
catch off guard:（因突发状况而）措手不及
I was caught off guard by his move.
Johansson pulled out with pharyngitis, so I was caught off guard.
No, on the contrary.不，正好相反
on the contrary:正相反
On the contrary,I have tons of things to do.
Believe it or not, this could be good news.信不信由你，这不一定是坏事
believe it or not:信不信由你
Believe it or not, he actually won!
Whether you believe it or not, I passed the exam.