Female Speaker: The Obamas are staying in D.C. for two years after the President leaves office.
Chuck Todd: He's about to go from Commander in Chief to Couch Commander.
The President: Fxxx you, Chuck Todd. What am I going to do in D.C. for two years?
The Vice President: Get around to London, Mr. President.
The President: I can't go every day, can I?
The Vice President: Which do you like better? These? Or These?
The President: Joe, they're the same.
The Vice President: They capture different moods.
The President: Joe, I need some focus here.
The Vice President: Coming in here during aviator time, thinks everything...
The President: I'm sorry, what's that?
The Vice President: I said, Mr. President, you got to be practical.
And look, you can drive again, you're gonna need a license.
You love sports, why don't you volunteer to work one of the teams around here?
The President: Is this the Washington Wizards? I understand you're looking for some coaching help.
Let's just say I coached my daughter's team a few times. Hello? Hello?
Female Speaker: 44.
The President: Finally. So, I'm going to be in D.C. for awhile, and I thought I'd take up driving again.
Female Speaker: What's the name?
The President: Barack Hussein Obama.
Barack Hussein Obama。
Female Speaker: Yikes. Well, since you don't have a driver's license, you're going to need a birth certificate.
The President: Really?
Female Speaker: Really.