Dear 91-year-old, don't listen to other people's advice. Nobody knows what the hell they're doing. Signed, a 93-year old.
Just do your own thing. That's the way I see it.
The popular kids, they're so shallow. They like hashtags and pop culture, and it's like, I don't care. That's never going to be relevant in the future.
If your babysitter hates feet, do a handstand and then put your feet right in their face.
Have you ever done that before?
No, but I'm willing to.
Dear 70-year-old, stay weird.
Signed, a 72-year-old.
I think that went good.