Make you cum?
And with the new iPhone, oh this is the old iPhone.
You know, they look exactly the same.
Which would make you wonder, "Why should I just get an iPhone 6 since it is cheaper and apparently now better?"
That's because please. Please don't.
Along with the worse iPhone we're, like, out of our minds excited to introduce a whole new line of Apple products made with the same philosophy.
The iPad Backs with is just two iPad Backs stuck together.
The iPod Brickle which can only play Brickle and the Apple watch which we couldn't figure out a way to make worse than it already is.
If I'm being honest, I'm starting to get really scared of Jony, he's just taking away things at random at this point.
All the G keys on our keyboards have disappeared.
My car's wheel disappeared, I can't get home.
Just be grateful I left you any ports at all.
I wanted to make it an impenetrable glass brick, but Tim said no.
Our design department used to have 12 people, now there's only eight.
What happened to the other four?
I miss Steve. I miss Ste...
Oopsie daisy, where did Tim go?
The iPhone 7 Jony giveth and Jony can taketh away.