Most Companies strive to make their products better.
But at Apple, we pride ourselves on thinking different.
That's why with the iPhone 7, we've done something that, at first, seems counter-intuitive, and then is.
We've made it worse.
We removed the headphone jack and that's all.
That's the new, that's the newness right there.
It's just the lack of a thing that was there and now it's not.It's gone, it's not there anymore.
Once we conceived of this exciting new update.
No, downdate, it was so beautiful in the way that it allowed me to go home at two PM.
It's all about simplicity.
Everything will run through one port.
Now, you might be asking yourself, "What if I want to charge "my phone while listening to music?" Shit.
Apple has always pioneered sleek beautiful design,
which is why you will fucking hate the literal parade of dongles you need to plug it into anything as or more complicated than a doughnut.
You could just go buy a pair of Bluetooth headphones, there you go, problem solved.
And if you normally use your headphone jack to plug into your car, then fuck!
Fuck! Fuck, you're fucked.
The you're fucked and then I'm fucked.
And then I'm fucked because you're fucked.
Our users expect for us to introduce new, innovative, and exciting features every year.
To those users, we say, you try introducing new, innovative, and exciting features every year.
I mean, what else do you want a phone to do?