Oh, I brought you, um, some lifting intensifier.
我给你带来一瓶祛皱紧致霜
Not that you need it. It's a limited edition,
我知道你用不上 不过这是限量版
- Thank you. Thank you. - Never mind.
-谢谢 谢谢 -不客气
Oh, Denise, I think you might know these people.
丹妮丝 给你介绍我的孩子
- Uh, that's Haley - Hi.
-这是海莉 -嗨
- Alex and- - Luke.
-艾丽克斯和 -卢克
I had curly hair just like that when I was little.
他的卷发和我小时候的一模一样
So? That doesn't mean anything.
那又怎样 说明不了什么
Why don't we, uh, come on in, have a seat. Please.
大家都过来 请坐
So what was my dad like in high school?
爸爸上高中时候是什么样子
Only the most amazing break-dancer ever.
他的霹雳舞无人超越
- No way. - Oh, don't fire it up. What? What?
-不可能 -别刺激我 你看 你看
He had a boom box and a piece of cardboard in his locker.
他柜子里有一个大匣子和一块硬纸板
- And what was your dance name? - O-Zone.
-你那个舞叫什么名字 -O型区
I drove him to his Star Search audition.
我开车送他去搜星节目试镜
Which is totally political, by the way.
顺便提一下 试镜就是走个形式
O-Zone.
O型区
That is dead-ass funny. I'm so calling you that.
太搞笑了 我以后就叫你这个
Thank you.
谢谢
Wow. You really lucked out.
你太走运了
You have a beautiful wife, a gorgeous house.
美丽娇妻 豪华住房
And those kids- I could take Luke home with me.
还有一群孩子 我都想把卢克带回家去
Well, be my guest.
不用跟我客气

重点解释：

1.fire up 点火； 激怒

例句：Don't fire up like that. No one meant to hurt your feelings.
别那样发火，谁也没有存心伤害你。

2.a piece of 一张(片； 块； ... )

例句：I was hurt by a piece of falling masonry.
我被掉下来的一块建筑用石块砸伤。

3.by the way 顺便提一下

例句：Not bad. By the way, how is your mother? Is she all right?
还好。顺便问一下，你母亲怎么样？她好吗？