I left it in the car. - I totally get it.
-我放在车里了 -我完全理解
I have a legendary hat story.
我也有个传奇性的"帽子故事"
I'll bet you look fabulous in that dress.
我敢打赌你穿那件裙子一定美若天仙
Yes, but anyone would look fabulous in that dress.
是啊 但谁穿上那件裙子都会美若天仙的
- You find that blanket? - No.
-你找到毛毯了吗 -没有
This was all I could find. Shut up!
我只能找到这件裙子 快闭嘴
- Really shows off your shape. - Okay.
-真是完美展现你的好身材啊 -好吧
Spin around, cupcake. Let's see the caboose!
转一圈 小美妞 让我们瞧瞧你的美臀
You get fries with that shake?
有没有薯条配你那"奶臀"啊
Was that too far?
我是不是太过分了
There's a line, Jay.
凡事都有界限的 杰
I better go mop this up.
我最好过去解释一下
Oh, come on. Where's the-
噢 拜托 怎么找不到
I'm sorry if things got a little out of hand back there,
如果刚刚有点过分 我向你道歉
but in our defense, look at you.
但我们想辩解一下 瞧瞧你
I mean, smell you.
我是说 闻闻你身上的味儿
This is a fantastic apology.
你的道歉可真令人"顺心"
Oh, don't be too hard on the kid. I was egging him on.
别生那孩子的气 是我教他那么做的
You're gonna be mad, be mad at me.
如果你要生气 就生我的气好啦
Done!
行啊
I was just happy to see him laugh a little bit.
我只是很高兴看到那孩子露出笑脸
You know, he's had kind of a tough week.
他这周过得挺不开心

重点解释：

1.show off 炫耀； 卖弄

例句：She likes to show off her fine clothes.
她喜欢炫耀她的精美衣服。

2.mop up 擦去

例句：She mop up the pools of water on the bathroom floor.
她擦去浴室地面上一滩滩的水。

3.kind of 有点儿

例句：I had always been a kind of spendthrift .
我这人向来都有点儿挥金如土。