Well, in spite of you calling it a toy,
你将之称作"玩具"是大不敬
this is shaping up to top the best birthday I ever had.
但明天貌似会超过我曾过得最开心的一个生日
Oh, thank God we don't have to hear that stupid story
感谢上帝 再不用听那故事
- about that place... - It was called the Fun Zone.
-什么地方来着 -在欢乐地带球场
I was 11.
那年我11岁
I hit 10 straight fastballs in the batting cage.
连续击中10个直线快球
Then my best friend Jeff Sweeney stepped in
然后我的铁哥们杰夫·斯威尼冒出来
and took one in the groin.
被我正中胯下
I yelled out "Ball two!"
我喊道 又中两"球"
Everybody laughed.
所有人爆笑
That was when I knew I was funny.
那时我就知道 我很搞笑
Good night.
晚安
B-E-L-I-E-V-E. Believe.
B-E-L-I-E-V-E 相信
Are you sure there's not an "E-I" In the middle?
中间不是E-I吗 你确定吗
- No. It's "I-E." - Good, papi!
- 不 是I-E -好样滴 宝贝
If I can't fool you, then your teachers can't fool you either.
我绕不晕你 你老师也别想成功
I don't think they're trying to fool me.
老师没必要绕晕我吧
Wait until you see what I got Phil for his birthday.
猜猜我给菲尔买了什么生日礼物
I found it on the SkyMall catalog.
天维购物淘到的
Ay. It's not one of those talking alarm clocks?
啧啧 不是那种会说话的闹钟吧
"It's 6:05. It's 6:25. Wake up. Wake up."
"6:05啦 6:25啦 醒醒啦醒醒啦"
Even better. A rosewood chess set.
比那个棒多了 一套紫檀木棋
As matter of fact, before I wrap this thing,
话说 不如我等会再包装
what say we take it for a spin?
我们先来一局怎么样

重点解释：

1.in spite of 尽管

例句：He failed to lift the rock in spite of all his exertions.
他虽竭尽全力，但仍然未能将那石头搬起来。

2.step in 走进； 介入

例句：I asked him why he didn't step in and help stop the argument.
我问他，为什么他不进行干预，制止这场争论。

3.wake up 醒来

例句：I didn't wake up until I heard the alarm clock.
直到听到闹钟的铃声我才醒来。