Tell me, would you be interested in
我问你 今晚你有没兴趣
earning a merit badge tonight?
来赢一枚小勋章呢
Do you know anything about tying knots?
你会捆绑 会打结吗
I probably shouldn't be talking to you.
我或许不该找你聊天的
I'm a married man.
我是有妇之夫
Well, I just so happen to like married men.
正好 我就喜欢有妇之夫
Tell me about your wife.
跟我说说你妻子吧
Well, she's beautiful, of course.
她非常漂亮 必须的
Really? Well, if she's so very beautiful,
是吗 既然她那么漂亮
why are you here with me?
你怎么会跟我在一起呢
Because she's always so tired...
因为她总是很疲惫
and she's always making lists of things for me to do.
而且她总是忙着使唤我干活儿
Maybe if you did them she wouldn't be so tired.
也许如果你听她使唤 她就不会这么累了
Oh no. She can make list for days.
不 她吩咐的事根本做不完
But back to your mouth and how sexy it is.
不过说回你的性感双唇
Mm-mmm. I wanna go back to these alleged lists
不不 我倒是想说回那些"使唤"
and your nagging wife.
还有你那唠叨的妻子
I'm not talking about you.
我不是在说你
I didn't mean that. Can we try this again?
我不是那个意思 再重来一次好吗
Yeah.
好吧
So if your wife is so beautiful,
那既然你妻子这么漂亮

why are you here with me?
你怎么会跟我在一起呢

重点解释：

1.be interested in 对 ... 感兴趣

例句：He is interested in music, and I in photography.
他对音乐有兴趣，而我对摄影感兴趣。

2.talk about 谈论，谈及

例句：I never talk about gossip.
我从不传播流言蜚语。