Phil, honey? Oh, my God. Luke, what is that?
菲尔 宝贝 天 卢克 这是咋了
Jegermeister. Dad says it makes girls easier to kiss.
野格酒 老爸说它可以让女生更容易亲
- What happened to the rug? - I had an accident.
-那地毯是怎么回事 -出了点小意外
Okay. Alex, what are you doing?
好吧 艾丽克斯 你又在干嘛
I'm trying to kill a rat.
我在追杀一只耗子
Okay
好吧
Sharon was helping me buy you a birthday present.
莎伦在帮我给你挑生日礼物
Don't you get it? I love your ass.
你不明白吗 我爱的是你的屁股蛋蛋
I-You know, I-I-I'm late and I should go.
那个...我 我快迟了 得走了
-I know. I know. -Yeah.
-我知道 我知道 -
And it seems like things have gotten a little wonky around here.
今天的确是有点乱糟糟的
I don't know where Phil is. He's definitely-
不知道菲尔上哪儿了 他肯定...
Oh, my God. Alex
老天啊 艾丽克斯
Where's your father?
你爸呢
He went outside to go to the bathroom.
他去外面上厕所了
It's... not usually like this. Oh, gross.
平时真不这样的 靠 刺瞎我的眼
- Let's just get married. - Okay.
-我们结婚吧 -好
You will not regret this decision, Mrs. Patterson.
你不会后悔的 帕特森太太
And I'll tell you what.
跟你说
We're gonna have you over to our little house to celebrate.
我请你到我家来庆祝下
- Okay? Okay, bye-bye. - You should come back again-
-好吗 嗯 拜拜 -有空再来啊
- sometime, when you get a break - Claire! Claire!
-有空就来 -克莱尔 克莱尔
Phil, what are you-what are you doing?
菲尔 你 你干啥呢

重点解释：

1.happen to 发生

例句：How could this happen to me!
我怎么会遇到这种事啊！

2.get married 结婚

例句：She didn't get married until she was well into middle age.
她步入中年以後才结婚。

3.come back 回来

例句：He came back in the late afternoon.
他在傍晚回来。