Oh, hey, honey. Have a great time at the game. - Thanks.

亲爱的 好好享受比赛哦 -谢谢

Oh. Why are you crunching?

什么在响

Ordinarily, I'm a rule follower,

通常 我是守规矩的人

but when someone tells me I can't bring

但是如果有人不准我

my own snacks into their stadium,

自带零食进体育馆

that's when I get a little nuts.

我就要生气了

It's a free country, right?

这是个自由的国家不是吗

Let's just say it ruffles me...

这么说吧 让我不爽的是

when some goobers tell me...

某些蠢货叫我

I have to spend half my payday...

在发薪日花上半天

on their hot dogs.

在他们的热狗上

Please, just remember the family portrait.

记得回来照全家福

- We only have the photographer for an hour. Okay? - Okay.

-摄影师只有一个小时时间 -好吧

And, sweetie, did you have a chance to

亲爱的 要不要去试试

try on the white pants I put in your closet?

我放在你衣橱里面的白裤子

Oh, what do they look like?

哦 长什么样的

Is there really a more clear way to describe white pants?

白裤子还能长什么样

Sweetie, if they don't fit you,

亲爱的 如果不合适

you're going to be the only one not wearing white,

你就是全家唯一没穿白裤子的人了

and then you're gonna stand out like "Where's Waldo?"

然后你就像"沃尔多在哪里"一样明显扎眼

Actually, "Where's Waldo?" doesn't stand out.

实际上 沃尔多在哪里不会明显扎眼

He's super hard to find. That's the challenge.

你很难找到他 那正是游戏乐趣所在

This portrait is incredibly important to me.

此次全家福对我来说很重要

Also, his name is just "Waldo."

而且 他就叫沃尔多 没有"在哪里"

I spent weeks trying to find

我花了好几周时间才选到

a time that works for everybody...

一个每个人都有空的时间

and finding the right photographer.

还有合适的摄影师

重点解释：

1.try on 试穿

例句：May I try on this sweater?

我可以试穿这件毛衣吗？

2.stand out 突出；脱颖而出

例句：His height makes him stand out in the crowd.

他身材高大，因此在人群中很突出。