Yeah, just leave my birthday present on the floor.
成啊 把我的礼物扔地上吧
That's my girl. She had me.
好老婆 她已经赢定了
There was no way I could win. I knew it.
我没戏了 我知道的
I'm just glad she didn't know it yet.
幸好她不知道
Two moves, and then-
只需两步 就能杀他个...
I'm a very good chess player.
我可是个下棋高手
But I'm a better wife.
但我更是个好老婆
- Hey, did you get it? - No.
-买到了吗 -没有
- How's your dad? - Acting weird... er.
-爸爸怎么样 -古怪 更古怪了
- Hey, wife. - Honey, hi.
-老婆 -亲爱
- Um, listen... - Mom.
-是这样 -妈妈
Yeah, Luke, hang on one second.
卢克 等会再说
Honey, it's okay. I don't feel things anymore.
老婆 没关系啦 我已经没感觉了
- But, sweetie, I want you to feel... - Mom!
-可我想让你... -妈妈
Luke, I'll be with you in just a second. Where are you going?
卢克我一会就来 你上哪去
Just heading out to the yard to get a shovel for my cake.
去院子里拿铲子 清理我的蛋糕
- Mom. - Luke, what do you want?
-老妈 -卢克你要干嘛
I went on Dad's computer,
我上了老爸的电脑
contacted some of his geek friends,
联系了他的宅男网友们
told them that he was dying
说老爸快死了
and his last wish was an iPad.
有个iPad才能瞑目
Luke, what have I told you about-
卢克 我怎么教你的
One of them felt so bad, they brought over an extra.
有个人很同情 就送来台多余的
Oh, my God. You got it. You beautiful little liar!
上帝啊 你拿到了 你这个乖仔撒谎精

重点解释：

1.hang on 坚持

例句：Hang on! I'll be back in two shakes!
电话先不要挂! 我马上就来！

2.head out 离去

例句：Our ship left port and headed out to sea.
我们的船离开港口向大海驶去。

3.bring over 把…带来

例句：Next summer he hopes to bring his family over from the States.
他希望明年夏天把他一家人从美国接来。