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Mind if I come in?
介意我也进来吗
Sure.
来吧
Come here.
过来
Why you bounce so sad? - I told all my jokes.
你怎么蹦得那么不开心 -我说尽了笑话
It turns out I'm not the funny guy.
事实证明我不是搞笑男
The right girl will find you when it's time,
时候到了 真命天女自然会降临
even though I'm gonna hate losing you to another woman.
尽管把你交给另外一个女人会让我很失落
You'll never lose me, Mom.
我不会娶了媳妇忘了娘的
I'll always love you, no matter what.
我会永远爱你的 无论发生任何事
Ay, chiquitn.
哎呀真乖
You see? Right there.
瞧 刚刚说的多好
You need no tricks.
你根本不需要什么泡妞技巧
Just be the sweet, wonderful little boy that you are.
只要表现出贴心可爱的 真实的你就好了
Sweet little boy. Got it.
可爱的小男孩 懂了
She won't know what hit her. - Vaya para all!
她会被我迷得神魂颠倒的 -加油加油
Hey, Manny, wanna make a sweet comb sheath?
嘿 曼尼 想做过可爱的梳套吗
Could not be a worse time, Claire.
现在真不是时候 克莱尔
Oh. It's so peaceful and quiet over here.
哦 这边真是安静又冷清啊
Ha-ha. If you came over here to gloat,
哈 哈 如果你是来幸灾乐祸的
I already know it's a dud.
我已经知道这很无聊了
Actually, I came to give you this.
实际上 我是来给你送这个的
It's your favorite flavor- blue.
是你最喜欢的口味 蓝色冰恋
Thanks, honey.
谢谢 亲爱的

重点解释

It turns out I'm not the funny guy.事实证明我不是搞笑男

turn out证明是

It turned out that this method doesn't work well.

结果是这方法不太管用。

The news turned out to be false.

那个消息后来证明是假的。

I'll always love you, no matter what.我会永远爱你的，无论发生任何事

no matter what无论什么

No matter what he is, he must obey the law.

不论他是什么人，他必须遵守法律。

No matter what you may do, do it well.

不论你做什么，好好地做。

If you came over here to gloat,如果你是来幸灾乐祸的

come over从远处来

He has come over to China for the summer.

他不远万里来中国度暑假。