A: Hey, what are you doing in the kitchen?
B: I thought you might like some breakfast.
A: Oh, really? Nobody's cooked me breakfast for years.
B: Well, today's your lucky day. Sit down, relax, read the paper, have a cup of coffee.
A: I feel like a princess this morning.
B: Do you want any sugar in your coffee?
A: Two spoonfuls, please, and some milk, too.
B: Er...There's a problem with the milk.
A: What's that? Have we run out?
B: Not exactly. There are...er...giant lumps in it. It's gone bad.
A: Giant lumps? That's disgusting. Did you throw it away?
B: Of course. I poured it down the sink. Do you think I'm an animal?
A: I don't want to answer that question.
B: Hold on. You are the one with bad milk in your fridge.
A: It's not my fault. I planned to go shopping on the weekend.
A: But I was too busy arranging a party.
B: Why didn't you ask Joey to go shopping?
A: He'd buy the wrong thing. Papayas instead of pineapples, for example.
B: I don't think Joey's that stupid.