A: May I start?
B: Yes, go ahead.
Go ahead, we're all listening.
A: Before we start, I need to ask you a few questions.
B: Sure, go ahead.
A: How's your health these days?
B: Not bad, I guess.
A: Do you exercise regularly?
B: Well, I walk to subway every morning.
A: Hmmm. That doesn't count, I'm afraid.
B: I also play basketball with my friends sometimes.
A: Okay. How often do you play?
B: Er...let me see. The last time I played was...
B: I think it was the summer of 2018.
B: I'm not a very Athletic person, to be honest.
A: How much do you weigh?
B: I'm not sure.
A: Come and stand on the scales.
B: Should I take my shoes off?
A: No, they don't look very heavy. Right, you can get off now.
B: How much do I weigh?
A: Just under 200 pounds. 198 to be precise.
B: 198? My shoes must weigh at least twenty pounds.
A: I'm sorry, your shoes probably weigh less than 1 pound.
B: Oh, then I guess I need to lose some weight.
A: Well, you're certainly in the right place.