A: So I heard that you have big news again. Is that true?
B: Yes, who did you hear that from?
A: That's not important. Are you going to tell me what it is?
B: You'll have to guess.
A: Are you pregnant?
B: Are you kidding?
A: Just thought I'd ask. Are you celebrating your birthday?
B: Not today.
A: Let me think. Did you get a promotion?
B: Of course not. I've never even had a job.
A: I give up, what is it?
B: I'm going to be an aunt. My sister is pregnant with twins.
A: Congratulations. When is she due?
B: Her due date is April 20th, but twins are often born early.
A: Do you have any nieces or nephews now?
B: No. My sister's babies will be my first ones.
A: That's great. I actually have some good news too.
B: Really? what is it?
A: I just passed my final exam.
B: Well done. Are you going to go out and celebrate?
A: I was thinking of going out for dinner. Do you want to come with me?
B: I'd be honored.