What a bright idea.
What a lovely mess.
Pigs might fly.
A: Do you have this T-shirt in a small size?
B: We do have the same style in a small size, but unfortunately, not in white.
A: Which colors do you have?
B: Let me see. We have them in apricot, lemon, and mint.
A: I want to wear the T-shirt, not eat it.
B: Ha, very funny. Fashion labels like to describe garments creatively. The T-shirts are orange, yellow and green.
A: Can I try on the banana T-shirt, thanks?
B: If you mean the yellow one, then that's the lemon color.
A: I know. I was just being silly.
B: I'll show you to a fitting room. Right this way.
A: Can I try on all three colors?
B: Certainly. Here you are.