(单词翻译:单击)
马特·达蒙逆袭占领吉米脱口秀，主持人吉米被著名演员马特·达蒙绑架并驱逐出了自己节目，达蒙带来了非常豪华的明星阵容。马特·达蒙一直都是吉米秀上经久不衰的恶搞笑话，在过去的十年里，每次节目结束时吉米都要开玩笑说因为没时间，所以没法请达蒙来，这次终于复仇了！Could you catch this Matt Damon enlisted as a string of celebrities to take over the Jimmy Kimmel Show of his part of the mock feud that he's been having with Kimmel.
你能接受马特·达蒙招募了一些名人接管吉米·凯米尔脱口秀吗,他一直恶搞吉米。
"Let me ask you guys this, as an audience, is it weird to see a person with actual talent host the show?"
“让我问问你们这些家伙,作为一名观众,看一个有实际能力的人才主持这等节目不感到奇怪吗?”
"I'm very excited to be here obviously.
“很明显我很兴奋能来这里。
Jimmy has bumped me from his show 1205 times.
吉米已经第1205次放我鸽子。
For 10 years, every night I waited in that green room, and every night, Kimmel says, Apologies to Matt Damon, we run out of time.
10年以来,每天晚上我在那绿色房间等候的时候,每天晚上凯米尔都会说,抱歉马特·达蒙,我们没时间了。
I've been waiting for this moment for a long, long time.
我等待这一刻已经很久了。
Every time, I got bumped up on his show, he left a mock.
每一次,我被他放鸽子,他都要嘲笑我。
But if you bump a man long enough, a night will come when he bumps you back, and tonight is that night, my friends.
但如果你放一个男人鸽子足够久,那迟早会有这样一个晚上他会放你鸽子,今晚就是那个晚上,我的朋友。
I am in command of this ship!
现在这里我做主!
Damon's buddy, Ben Affleck and Robin Williams showed up.
达蒙的伙伴,本·阿弗莱克和罗宾·威廉姆斯出现。
Sheryl Crow was the band leader, and Nicole Kidman raised his group to me more, also joined in the band.
雪莉·克罗是这一组织的领袖，而也有比我更多的粉丝团的妮可·基德曼,也加入到了其中。
