拉里•金是第一个在世界范围内享有盛誉的脱口秀节目主持人，有世界最富盛名的王牌主持人之称+G9z2R(Gowp&jf4AX%]。2010年6月29日，76岁的拉里•金在节目中宣布当年秋天从CNN退休hLEOfwo#_Dx59Jm&!。今天在接受采访时，拉里金与主持人互换位置，重温当主持人的感觉l,)_PQ!9JNGn,。

This is such, I can't tell you how fun it is. If you ever wanna take a night off, I will do the show.
这非常,我不能告诉你有多好玩ORXKAHYc5@6=sY80z。如果你曾经想过一个晚上,我要做这个节目_=jfjVb^%aJ,PrxQ=w。

Go ahead, right now. Right now. All you have to do is, well sit there.
去吧,现在dBzbiKBiMdY#&T。现在!r0rM%TPnZ。你所要做的就是,坐在那里fK_o-.g=x4rL)6。

Move over.
过去一点88.w;lQ8m!TSJ。

Well, you could interview me, but...
嗯,你可以采访我,但是……

Good, you sit here, I'll sit there.
好,你坐在这里,我坐在那里|c8Jq;ByPiX。

Nah.
算了|^m+2)ICuKX8#)Zeid。

You're afraid, aren't you?
你害怕了?

What? I'm afraid of what?
什么?我怕什么?

You're afraid.
你害怕了=MthTfGPDTCsct。

I'm afraid of what? Wait, wait, don't start.
我怕什么?等等,等等,不要开始tW;Tg6PQzr,YNLs。

You're afraid. You're afraid that one of the suits will tune in magically to see about Pepto Bismol Commercial.
你害怕了X,,jGV.vIdn%。你害怕在西装的氛围中神奇地去看胆战心惊的商业广告2,y7~P=!;U.6lT。

You come on, come on. All right, come on in, help yourself, there you go.
你来,跟我来=+z=EBWnYU#LC+。好吧,来吧,帮助你自己,你可以的%D~[Uh.BF2h!j。

I have a great guest…
我有位很棒的嘉宾…

Let me tell you about my movie.
让我告诉你关于我的电影Fgh[8cJl,bT。

Well, I, have a great guest tonight, Craig Ferguson, one of the classically night entertainers. Do you miss Scotland? You think about Scotland much?
嗯,我今晚有一个很棒的嘉宾,克雷格•弗格森,经典的夜晚娱乐家M,ihNHSlXsR6ZW(WU。你想念苏格兰?你认为苏格兰怎么样?

No, no, not at all.
不,不,一点也不7%aNkN&By9Lxh2。

Why not?
为什么不呢?
I just get on the plane and it goes right there. Every single time, I've landed right on it.
我刚登上飞机,马上就会在那里fS8Cpiw9,~D~y。每一次,我都会去的RitwMN!cm^L。

Your planes go non-stop to Scotland?
你的飞机直飞到苏格兰吗?

Plane's go to…from New York they go, they don't go from Los Angeles. You know why?
飞机从纽约去…他们去的时候、他们不从洛杉矶OWBvUHtq;g=。你知道为什么吗?

Why?
为什么?

Because it's too far.
因为它太远了O4SS%dycVI。

Were you a funny kid?
你是一个有趣的孩子?

No, nor am I a funny adult, so…
不,我也不是一个有趣的成人,所以…

You were not a funny kid?
你不是一个有趣的孩子?

No, I wasn't really, no. It didn't do to be you, but you should be, oh, look, it says Craig Ferguson. Ah...
不,我真的不是,不kO#pocR4t-i,oF2T*。你也没有这样做,但你应该是,哦,瞧,它说克雷格•弗格森)AfQKHa;HmuW。啊……

No, it doesn't. You see, they are not sure.
不,不是^^J.RRB@P,XtC。你看,他们也不确定urR1&=OMjN49v#w]N.。

They are not sure.
他们也不确定DN(.]EPy2f@fj。

Oh, yeah, it says.
噢,是的,它是这样说的,6Xgq5Ui1_U2。

The Late Late Show with "to whom it may concede".
这个节目后即将播出谁来承认+Fo97XBFqrLD@。

Look how small that is.
看起来很短的节目4Lf@=r=8pobPzH00t。

Yeah, I know.
是的,我知道#P!;shwxv+6HseJfpeMW。

They can take that off in a minute.
他们可以在一分钟内结束tVJ1hX^|%zXZr2*L#。

Oh, sure.
噢,当然可以EXoq]49GGc&a。

I'm not kidding you, Larry. I could leave and they'd be like Have we met?
我没开玩笑,拉里@+yhM[.B.r#qm。我可以离开,他们还是会说我们见过面吗?

I have no doubt about it. In fact, I'm convinced.
我已经毫无疑问5_Hyc5SX~M67k&。事实上,我确信%Pnls3@OZd[。

If they tuned it on, they'd be like Oh, when did Larry start on that network?
如果他们打开它,他们会说哦,拉里什么时候开始出现在那网络上了?

Oh, I'm so glad we signed him.
哦,我很高兴我们签下他xIXSd;hkka。

Yeah, yeah. I bet their ratings just went up.
是啊,是啊qd&I__N&v*cPjrRfKL。我打赌它们的评级肯定增加了Eo_no;Y^Z3JE。
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