(单词翻译:单击)
年仅15岁的小正太贾斯汀•比伯，近年来，他的人气风靡互联网。《Baby》youtube全球视频点击超过四亿排行第一。在第53届格莱美奖上更是获得两项提名，并在现场演唱时，活力四射。面对这样一个邻家小男生，主持人居然能狠心剃发？期待贾斯汀•比伯的光头形象，就拭目以待吧！
One thing about Diddy is, he's had like 11 names, you know, He started as Puff Daddy, and then P. Diddy, and then Sean Combs for a while, and then P. Commy or something like that at one time. He’s always changing. He's always evolving. And that's something that I wanted to talk to you about, because I was thinking it will be fun tonight. We had this contest on twitter, where people would actually write in a song title, one of the song titles was Jimmy Cuts Justin's Hair, and I was thinking, instead of us singing the song, it'll be fun if I actually did cut your hair, you know what I'm saying? (You guys want him to?) You know what I'm saying. You know, it's give me a little…I’ve got given a little trimmer here. Here just sitting right, move right back here.
对于他来说，他有过11个名字，你知道，作为吹牛老爹开始，再来是牛老爹，之后又是肖恩•科博。他总是改变，他总是不断推陈出新。这也是我想和你谈谈的，因为我认为这会很有趣。我们在推特上也有这项比赛，那里的人会写很有意思的歌曲，一个歌曲名称就是吉米•贾斯廷的头发少了，这和我的想法如出一辙，而不是我们用这个标题，那会非常有趣，如果我真的把你的头发...你知道我在说什么吗？（你们想要他吗？）你知道我在说什么。你知道，给我一点……我这里有个修边器。请坐在这里，稍微往前一点点。
Oh, no, no, oh, my god, did you actually take some off?
哦，不，不，哦，我的上帝，你真的需要脱掉一些吗？
Yeah, of course, I took some off. What I mean, in fact, I'm gonna do, I would like to shave your whole head if that's possible. Would you allow me to do that?
是的，当然，我会脱掉一些。我的意思是，事实上，我要做的，我给你剃头，如果可能的话。你会让我做吗？
Yeah.
好吧。
Yes, alright, let's do it. We're gonna take a break. "Never Say Never" opens tomorrow and who… Diddy, Diddy!
是的，好吧，让我们开始。我们要休息一下。永不说永不明天开始和谁……迪迪，迪迪！
I don't think you should do this.
我认为你不应该这样做。
Diddy, remember.
迪迪，记住。
This is big brother to big brother.
这是两个大哥哥要教你做的事情。
Don't listen to him, he's drunk.
别听他的，他喝醉了。
We'll be right back with Diddy, Justin Bieber, Travis Barker and a bald head.
我们很快会回来，贾斯汀•比伯，特拉维斯·巴克和一个光头稍后回来。
I like it. I did it real good.
我喜欢。我真的很喜欢。
I gotta like it too, it's…
我也喜欢它，这…
What do you guys think? Do you like it?
你们认为呢？你们喜欢吗？
I mean, you're gonna have to, it's shaved.
我的意思是，你必须要剃光。
You look like a young Lex Luthor.
你看起来就像年轻版的莱克斯•卢瑟。
Yeah?
是吗？
Yeah.
是啊。
Yeah, I like it too.
是的，我也喜欢。
You look like Michael Jordan.
你看起来像迈克尔•乔丹。
I look like Michael Jordan.
我看起来像迈克尔•乔丹。
Yeah, this is good, it's gonna be great for your basketball career.
是的，非常好，这个头型会对你的篮球生涯大有用处。
I don't know yet, I think, I think maybe it's gonna help me be more aerodynamic on the basketball court.
我不知道，我想，我想它会帮我在篮球场做一些高难度的滞空动作。
Yeah, and you know what, people won't focus on your hair so much, they'll just focus…
是啊，你知道，人们就不会关注你的头发太多，他们只会专注…
They'll just focus on my beautiful, silky, smooth vocals.
他们只专注我的美丽，柔软，圆润的嗓音。
Absolutely, and your beautiful silky smooth head. I think we are to shave your eyebrows off too, (You wanna do it, let's just do it.) you know, what the heck, let's trim the whole thing.
当然，还有你美丽光滑的头。我想我们也应该剃眉毛。（你想做的，让我们去做。）你知道，让我们把整个事情做好。
This is a great look for you, (Thank you.) I really am very proud of myself, I've never shaved anyone's head before.
这是一个伟大的你，（谢谢你。）我真的感到非常自豪，我从来没有给任何人剃过光头。
And you did it like it's, like a smooth like ball, it's not…
你会喜欢它的，光滑如球，它不是…
Well, I do it smooth, when I shave something, it's... I go completely crazy smooth.
嗯，非常平滑，当我刮胡子的时候，我会完全疯掉。
So you're like Diddy smooth.
所以你是光滑迪迪。
I'm…You know what I am? I'm Bieber's barber, it's what I'd like to be called from now on.
我是你知道我是什么吗？我是比伯的理发师，从现在开始请这样称呼我。
Bieber's barber.
比伯理发。
Yeah, I like it a lot, so you think the kids are gonna be upset about this?
是的，我很喜欢它，所以你认为孩子们会担心这个？
I think the girls are gonna be upset, but you know, they'll get over it.
我认为女孩子们是会难过，但你知道，她们会克服这一关的。
Yeah, they'll get over it.
是的，她们会得到它。
词语解释：
1. bald a. 秃的
2. shave v. 刮
