How Did You Ever Get Here
你是怎样来的
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."
一个冬天的早晨，一名雇员解释他为什么上班迟到了45分钟。“外面太滑了，我每向前走一步，就向后滑两步。”
The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"
老板怀疑地看着他。“噢，是吗？那你是怎样到这里来的？”
"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."
他回答说：“最后我放弃了，然后朝家里走。”