17 Wife's Picture
17 妻子的照片
A businessman entered a bar and ordered a double wine. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered the Bartender to prepare another double wine. After he finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered the Bartender to bring another double wine.
有个商人来到酒馆，要了两杯酒。喝完后，他朝自己的衬衣口袋里看了一眼，又向酒馆招待员点了两杯酒。他喝完后，又朝衬衣口袋看了一眼，再次让酒馆招待员拿两杯酒。

The bartender who observed him the whole night said to him, “Look buddy, I'll bring you wine all night long, but you have to tell me the riddle why you look inside your nylon shirt pocket before you order another?”
观察了他一个晚上的酒馆招待员问他：“看吧，伙计，我可以整晚上给你提供酒，但你得告诉我为什么你每次要酒前都要朝你的衬衣口袋里看一眼呢？”
The customer replied, “I'm peeking at an unpleasant photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home.”
这个顾客回答：“我在看我老婆那令人生厌的照片呢。当她看上去好看一点的时候，我就知道我该回家了。”