Two important qualities as a doctor
做医生的两个重要条件
The student at a medical school were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They were all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a while sheet. Then the professor started the class by telling them:
医学院的学生们第一次用真人的尸体上解剖课。他们围着手术台，尸体上盖着一张白床单。教授开始上课了：

"In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you do not get disgusted."
“从医学角度来说，要成为医生，必须具备两个重要的条件：第一是不能感到恶心。”
The professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the butt of the dead body, withdrew it, and then stuck his finger in his mouth and sucked it.
教授掀开床单，手指伸进尸体臀部，抽出来，然后放进嘴里吮吸。
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them.
“照我这样子做。”他告诉学生。学生们个个惶惶不安，犹豫不决，后来他们轮流把手指伸进尸体臀部，然后拿出来吮吸。每个人做完了之后，教授们看着他们说道：
"The second most important quality is observation. I inserted the middle finger and sucked the index. Pay attention, people."
“第二个重要的条件就是注意观察。我伸进去的是中指。可是吮吸的却是食指。你们要注意观察啊！”