英文台词

李：我不想让你知道这事的，但是鲍勃一直都对卡洛斯很有好感。

加比：什么，我也不想让鲍勃知道这事，但是卡洛斯是个彻底的异性恋。

Lee:Hey! I was in the neighborhood and thought, you know who I haven't seen lately? Gaby.

Gaby: Okay.I'd love to catch up,but it's 11:00, and I was about to go to...

Lee: So how are things? Love the highlights. You totally make those shoes work.

Gaby: They're slippers.

Lee:Uh-huh. Uh-huh. So that was fun. Hey, talked to Bob lately? Anything new going on with Bob?

Gaby: I don't think so.

Lee:Don't cover for him. He's seeing someone.

Gaby: What makes you say that?

Lee:Jason told Hunter who told Sergio who told me that Bob has been seen out three times with some hunky latino.

Gaby: No, no, no. Bob's not seeing anyone.

Lee:Oh, fine. Then I will go tell Hunter to tell Sergio to tell Jason that he's a liar.

Gaby: No. No, no, no, no. The hunky latino is Carlos. He and Bob have been hanging out.

Lee:What?

Gaby: Yeah. So you have nothing to worry about.

Lee:No, no. That--that means we both have something to worry about.

Gaby: Huh?

Lee:Look, I hate to break it to you, but Bob's always had a major crush on Carlos.

Gaby: What? I hate to break it to Bob, but Carlos is as straight as they come.

Lee:So was Bob's college roommate and his thesis advisor and his basketball coach!

Gaby: Oh, that's why he likes basketball.

Lee:Bob's college nickname was "Flipper", and it wasn't because of his dolphin tattoo.

Gaby: Okay, this is crazy. Bob isn't going to "Flip" Carlos.

Lee:Okay, let me-- let me tell you his game. First, he takes them out drinking. Then he gets them really hammered. Then, when their defenses are down, he flips 'em. Well, I mean, not literally. Yeah, actually, sometimes literally.

Gaby: Um, Lee, I think I know my husband. He's not passing up these chimichangas for a plate of franks and beans.

Lee:Okay, I don't--I don't know what that means, but you just ruined mexican food for me. Oh, my god. I can't let Bob see me like this.

Gaby:Well, use the back door.

词汇解释

1. slipper n.拖鞋

2. hang out vi.挂出, 闲逛

3. have a crush on 爱着, 迷恋

4. straight adj.异性恋的

5. hammered <俚>喝醉的

6. chimichanga n. 油煎面卷饼

参考译文

李：嗨，我刚好在附近，突然想到最近好久没见到加比了。

加比：好吧，我也很乐意和你叙叙旧，但现在都十一点了，我也正打算要去...

李：最近好吗？你这身打扮太赞了，这双鞋子搭配得天衣无缝。

加比：这只不过是拖鞋。

李：是吧，是吧，真有意思。对了，最近有和鲍勃聊过吗？他最近有什么新动向吗？

加比：没有吧。

李：别替他掩饰了，他有新对象了。

加比：你怎么会这么说呢？

李：杰森告诉亨特，亨特告诉塞尔吉奥，塞尔吉奥再告诉我的，他说鲍勃已经连续三次被撞见和一个健硕的拉丁男子在一起。

加比：你搞错了，鲍勃没有什么新对象。

李：好吧，那我只好回去让亨特转告塞尔吉奥去转告杰森，他是个骗子。

加比：不是，他没骗你。那个健硕的拉丁男子就是卡洛斯，他最近经常和鲍勃一起玩。

李：什么？

加比：对啊，所以你什么也不用担心。

李：不，不，那就表示咱们俩可都有的担心了。

加比：啥意思？

李：我不想让你知道这事的，但是鲍勃一直都对卡洛斯很有好感。

加比：什么，我也不想让鲍勃知道这事，但是卡洛斯是个彻底的异性恋。

李：鲍勃的大学室友也是，还有论文导师，以及篮球教练也都曾经是啊。

加比：难怪他喜欢篮球。

李：鲍勃在大学里的绰号是"翻身王"，那可不是因为他身上的海豚纹身。

加比：这真是太荒唐了，鲍勃不会扭转卡洛斯的性向的。

李：好吧，让我来告诉你他的杀手锏。首先，他会带他们去喝酒，再把他们灌得酩酊大醉，在他们意志力薄弱时，就把他们"翻"了。当然我不是指字面上的意思，其实有时候就是这字面意思。

加比：李 ，我很了解我老公，他是不会为了法兰克香肠和豆子而错过油煎面卷饼的。

李：我不知道你到底在说什么，但你破坏了我对墨西哥美食的喜爱。我的天哪，不能让鲍勃看见我。

加比：走后门吧。

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