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Give him dry food twice a day，And make sure his water bowl is always filled.
每天喂两次猫粮，并确保它的水碗里总是加满水
Oh, and my sister Virginia is coming by later for a play date.
还有我妹妹维吉妮亚稍后会过来一起玩
You want me to have a play date with your sister?
你想要我和你妹妹一起玩
Not you-- Caboodle.
不是你 是卡不多
Virginia brings her cat Stanley over.
维吉妮亚会带来她的猫斯坦利
What a ridiculous name for a cat.
猫的名字这么滑稽啊
Caboodle?
你说卡不多吗
Stanley
我是说斯坦利
Oh, I should go.
哦，我要走了
But so my little Caboodie won't make a scene,You need to distract him.
但我的小卡不多多可就要不高兴了，你要逗逗他让他分心
Should I pretend to be a mouse?
我要装成耗子吗
Yes.
当然
I was joking.
我是说笑的
I wasn't.
我可不说笑
The cat seems fine to me.
我看这猫现在就挺好啊
I'm paying you.
我可是付钱让你干事的
Now put him down and act like a mouse.
现在放下他然后去扮耗子吧
Squeak squeak.
吱吱 吱吱
You can do better than that.
你能扮得更像一点么
Bare your teeth, wiggle your nose,And act like you're eating a piece of cheese.
要龇牙咧嘴皱鼻子扮成你正在偷奶酪吃
Now keep doing that for 20 minutes,And he should be fine. Goodbye, my Caboodle.
现在继续这样扮二十分钟,他就会很安分的.再见了,小卡不多宝贝
Teddy honey, did you lose something?
泰迪宝贝,你在找什么东西吗
Only my dignity.
找我刚丢的尊严

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come by 来串门;得到
He wanted to come by and pay me back. 点击发音
他想经过的时候还我钱。
come by for a drink after work. 点击发音
下班后来我家喝一杯。

make a scene 吵架，（当众）大吵大闹； 撒赖； 出洋相； 耍赖
She doesn't like to make a scene before strangers.
当着生人的面，她不愿大吵大闹。
Don't make a scene; let's discuss this when we get home.
别大吵大闹, 这件事我们回家再谈.

pretend to 假装
Don't pretend to know [understand] when you don't.
不要不懂装懂。
I'm tired of having to pretend all the time.
我讨厌老得装假。