听笑话学英语:Love Dress 爱的衣裳
日期:2015-10-27 08:37

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155.Love Dress

155.爱的衣裳

A mother is going over to son's house,who happened to be just married. She knocks on the door, and her daughter-in-law answers, naked.
一个母亲去刚刚结了婚的儿子家,她敲了敲门,开门的是儿媳妇,她居然没有穿任何衣服!
The mother is shocked, and goes,"Why are you walking around the house naked?" The new wife replies, "Well, this is my love dress,and when I wear this dress, my husband get's really excited."
婆婆很吃惊地说,“你干吗光着身子在屋里走啊?”新媳妇回答,“哦,我穿的是爱的衣裳,每次我一穿这衣服,我老公就会变得很激动。”
The mother ponders over this for a while, then goes home. After a little more thinking,the mother decides to try it on her husband when he gets home.So when her husband knocks on the door, she answers it, naked.
婆婆沉吟了一会儿就回家了。她又想了一阵,决定在自己老公回家时,也用这一招试试他。于是,当她老公敲门时,她也光着身子去应门。
The husband looks her up and down.Then he asks, "Why in the world are you walking around the house naked?!"So the mother explains, "This is my love dress."
老头上上下下地打量了她一番,说,“你到底是在干吗,光着身子在屋里走来走去?!”老太婆回答,“这是一件爱的衣裳啊。”
The husband looks shocked, and then replies, "Well, it needs to be ironed!"
老头看起来很震惊,然后说道,“哦,那你这件衣服实在是该熨一熨了。”

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