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[00:21.69]10 Husbands, Still a Virgin 10个丈夫，仍是一个处女
[00:29.79]词汇扫描
[00:33.54]virgin 处女
[00:36.43]field services 维修服务
[00:40.01]get screwed 被骗
[00:43.30]英文原文
[00:45.68]A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
[00:51.03]On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
[00:54.17]"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
[00:57.96]"What?" said the puzzled groom.
[01:00.74]"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
[01:05.24]"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative:
[01:10.82]he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
[01:14.26]Husband #2 was in software services:
[01:17.75]he was never really sure how it was supposed to function,
[01:21.75]but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
[01:25.49]Husband #3 was from field services:
[01:28.93]he said everything checked out diagnostically
[01:31.26]but he just couldn't get the system up.
[01:34.69]Husband #4 was in telemarketing:
[01:37.67]even though he knew he had the order,
[01:40.25]he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
[01:43.44]Husband #5 was an engineer:
[01:45.77]he understood the basic process
[01:47.93]but he wanted three years to research, implement,
[01:51.27]and design a new state-of-the-art method.
[01:54.66]Husband #6 was from finance and administration:
[01:58.61]he thought he knew how,
[01:59.97]but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
[02:03.16]Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product,
[02:07.45]he was never sure how to position it.
[02:10.69]Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
[02:17.07]Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
[02:22.46]Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was...
[02:27.11]God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
[02:33.74]"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
[02:37.58]"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
[02:44.76]中文大意
[02:45.77]一个律师与一个之前离了十次婚的女人结了婚。
[02:50.72]新婚之夜，新娘对她的新任丈夫说：
[02:54.17]"请温柔一点，我还是个处女。"
[02:56.94]"什么？"新郎是大惑不解。
[02:59.78]"怎么可能呢？如果你已经结了十次婚的话。"
[03:03.06]"嗯，我的第一任丈夫是一个销售代表：
[03:07.54]他只是不停的告诉我这会是非常非常棒的事情，（但什么也没做）。
[03:13.91]第二任丈夫从事软件服务工作：
[03:17.46]他从来没有真正的确定应该如何使用这个功能，
[03:20.75]不过，他说，他会去深入研究一下，然后再回头告诉我。
[03:26.05]第三任丈夫是维修人员：
[03:28.53]他说一切都非常仔细地检查过了，但是，系统就是起不来。
[03:33.84]第四任丈夫是电话推销员：
[03:36.12]尽管他知道订单已经到手，但他就是不知道什么时候可以发货。
[03:41.93]第五任丈夫是一个工程师：他懂得基本的流程，
[03:46.13]但是他想再花三年去研究、实施并设计一个全新的顶级方案。
[03:51.79]第六任丈夫从事金融管理工作：
[03:55.42]他认为他知道怎么做，但他不确定那到底是不是该他做的事。
[04:00.38]第七任丈夫是市场营销工作的人：
[04:05.02]虽然他有一个非常不错的产品，但他却不知道怎样去部署这个东西。
[04:11.20]第八任丈夫是一个心理学家：他整天只会耍嘴皮子，什么也做不出来。
[04:16.35]第九任丈夫是一个妇科医生：（他也好不到那去），
[04:20.59]他成天就只会眼睛看，什么行动都没有。
[04:24.97]第十任丈夫喜欢集邮：他以往所做的就是…
[04:29.12]天啊!我真怪想他的！不过现在，我已经嫁给了你，我真的好兴奋！"
[04:35.83]"不错，"新任律师丈夫说道，"但是，这是为什么呢？"
[04:42.03]"因为你是一个律师啊，我知道这一次一定会被折腾坏了"。
[04:55.70]逐句对照
[05:00.15]A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
[05:11.01]On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
[05:14.10]"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
[05:23.65]"What?" said the puzzled groom.
[05:26.88]"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
[05:38.31]"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative:
[05:43.31]he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
[05:57.42]Husband #2 was in software services:
[06:00.55]he was never really sure how it was supposed to function,
[06:04.90]but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
[06:20.60]Husband #3 was from field services:
[06:24.03]he said everything checked out diagnostically
[06:26.16]but he just couldn't get the system up.
[06:37.25]Husband #4 was in telemarketing:
[06:40.84]even though he knew he had the order,
[06:43.67]he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
[06:54.66]Husband #5 was an engineer:
[06:56.63]he understood the basic process
[06:58.65]but he wanted three years to research, implement,
[07:02.07]and design a new state-of-the-art method.
[07:15.62]Husband #6 was from finance and administration:
[07:19.56]he thought he knew how,
[07:20.78]but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
[07:32.93]Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product,
[07:37.13]he was never sure how to position it.
[07:51.21]Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
[08:03.49]Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
[08:16.74]Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was...
[08:21.42]God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
[08:39.15]"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
[08:49.17]"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
[09:03.29]多学一点
[09:08.25]virgin 处女
[09:10.18]好奇的朋友可能会问，那"处男"是什么？
[09:14.69]那还是 virgin，
[09:17.32]So, are you still a virgin? It's nothing to be ashamed of.
[09:25.60]电影《毕业生》中的对白
[09:33.94]how can that be，表达的是一种"惊讶"，意思是"那怎么可能呢"，
[09:39.75]通常是碰到的让人感觉匪夷所思的事情，
[09:53.33]Come on, how could that be??"这可能吗？"
[09:57.46]field services 维修服务
[10:01.91]field service division 维修部
[10:06.06]field 田野，庄稼地
[10:15.67]field service
[10:18.95]get screwed 被骗
[10:25.12]I got screwed at that gift shop.
[10:35.13]I got screwed …
[10:39.43]get screwed 用的却是screw最原始的意义
[10:49.73]Fuck you
[10:52.87]screw you
[10:54.40]相信聪明的你已经明白为什么一个结了10次婚还是virgin的女人
[10:59.69]为什么对get screwed 这么excited
[11:06.72]重新听一次故事原文
[11:10.05]A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
[11:14.91]On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
[11:18.45]"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
[11:22.19]"What?" said the puzzled groom.
[11:24.77]"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
[11:29.56]"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative:
[11:34.97]he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
[11:38.25]Husband #2 was in software services:
[11:41.70]he was never really sure how it was supposed to function,
[11:46.00]but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
[11:49.24]Husband #3 was from field services:
[11:52.78]he said everything checked out diagnostically
[11:55.35]but he just couldn't get the system up.
[11:58.43]Husband #4 was in telemarketing:
[12:01.62]even though he knew he had the order,
[12:04.19]he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
[12:07.13]Husband #5 was an engineer:
[12:09.60]he understood the basic process
[12:11.73]but he wanted three years to research, implement,
[12:15.41]and design a new state-of-the-art method.
[12:18.39]Husband #6 was from finance and administration:
[12:22.74]he thought he knew how,
[12:24.00]but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
[12:26.93]Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product,
[12:31.53]he was never sure how to position it.
[12:34.82]Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
[12:41.69]Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
[12:46.65]Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was...
[12:51.19]God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
[12:57.97]"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
[13:01.82]"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

中文翻译

一个律师与一个之前离了十次婚的女人结了婚。
新婚之夜，新娘对她的新任丈夫说：“请温柔一点，我还是个处女。”
“什么？”新郎是大惑不解。
“怎么可能呢？如果你已经结了十次婚的话。”
“嗯，我的第一任丈夫是一个销售代表：他只是不停的告诉我这会是非常非常棒的事情，（但什么也没做）。
第二任丈夫从事软件服务工作：他从来没有真正的确定应该如何使用这个功能，不过，他说，他会去深入研究一下，然后再回头告诉我。
第三任丈夫是维修人员：他说一切都非常仔细地检查过了，但是，系统就是起不来。
第四任丈夫是电话推销员：尽管他知道订单已经到手，但他就是不知道什么时候可以发货。
第五任丈夫是一个工程师：他懂得基本的流程，但是他想再花三年去研究、实施并设计一个全新的顶级方案。
第六任丈夫从事金融管理工作：他认为他知道怎么做，但他不确定那到底是不是该他做的事。
第七任丈夫从事市场营销工作：虽然他有一个非常不错的产品，但他却不知道怎样去部署这个东西。
第八任丈夫是一个心理学家：他整天只会耍嘴皮子，什么也做不出来。
第九任丈夫是一个妇科医生：（他也好不到那去），他成天就只会眼睛看，什么行动都没有。
第十任丈夫喜欢集邮：他以往所做的就是 … … 天啊!我真怪想他的！不过现在，我已经嫁给了你，我真的好兴奋！”
“不错，”新任的律师丈夫说道，“但是，这是为什么呢？”
“因为你是一个律师啊，我知道这一次一定会被折腾坏了”。