Keke Funny Moment

可可轻松一刻

103. Ronaldo and Messi

1. What's the difference between Spain and teabag?

西班牙和茶包有什么不同？

well, a teabag stays in a cup longer.

额，茶包在杯里待得久点。

2. The world up kicked off in Brazil this week, and like many Americans, I was glued to my TV watching something else.

这周世界杯在巴西开赛了，我想许多美国人一样守在电视机前看别的。

3. Why is Ronaldo always clean shaving?

为什么罗纳尔多脸总是刮得干干净净得？

Because he doesn't want to be Messi.

因为他不想成为梅西。

Notes:

1. kicked off 开球

2. Messi 音近“messy”，脏乱的。