Truck Driver
卡车司机

A truck driver was zooming down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his obligation, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and the driver aimed his truck at him. At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything. He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer on the side of the road." But the priest said, "Don't worry, son. I got him with my door."

卡车快速行驶在高速公路上。司机见有个神父站在路边，觉得有义务要帮助他，于是把车停了下来，让神父上来。过了一小会儿，他见一个律师拿着公文包站在路边，于是他朝着律师把车开过去。快要到律师那里的时候，他觉得有神父在场所以不能再让律师上车了。他转了个弯，但是听到砰的一声巨响。一边开车他一边回头看去，但是什么也没看见。于是他为他所做的向神父忏悔：“对不起，神父，我不应该错过那个律师。”神父说：“别担心，孩子，我已经用我这边的车门砸到他了。”