(单词翻译:单击)
Moostache:
Moostache问道：
"What kind of mustache should I grow?"
“我应该留什么样的胡子？”
You just grow any one you can 'cause you'll be surprised when you start to grow a mustache. You might be really disappointed.
只要长出任何你能长出的胡子形状就好，因为当你开始长胡子时你会感到非常惊讶。你可能会非常失望。
You can make a mustache that just looks like this.
你可以留像这样的胡子。
It really just depends on how you look, what kind of mustache you would get. My personal preference is the mustache/goatee combo.
这真的要取决于你的长相，你会留什么样的胡子。我个人喜欢小胡子或山羊胡。
For me, a Fu Manchu kind 'cause most Asian people have Fu Manchu mustaches.
我会说傅满洲式胡子，因为大多数亚洲人都会留傅满洲式胡子。
If I could grow facial hair, I would totally have a Fu Manchu. Like, no problem.
如果我能长出胡须，我肯定会留傅满洲式胡子。就像这样，完全没问题。
I know my mustache terminology! The Handlebar — yeah!
我知道我胡子的术语！车把式胡子！
I think you should grow a Handlebar mustache. It makes you look like a cowboy, and cowboys are cool.
我认为你应该留车把式胡子。这会让你看起来像牛仔，而牛仔非常酷。
Just get one that's straight, but it just goes like this and it's like on the side of your face. And send me a picture, please.
只需要留个直胡子就好，就像这样，在脸的一侧留这样的胡子。请给我寄照片。
I always liked the Clark Gable one. You know, the nice, thin mustache. But that's just my personal opinion.
我一直很喜欢克拉克·盖博的胡子。就是那种吸引人的细胡子。不过这只是我个人的意见。
Grow one of those, you know, Italian ones that Mario has. Just try to be Mario.
留那种马里奥的意大利式胡子。试卷成为马里奥。
Definitely do the French curly mustache. That'll get you a lot of attention.
一定要留法式卷胡子。那会让你得到很多关注。
You should grow one that's really thin and it goes all the way around, and then it circles in. They may seem cheesy, but I think they're really cool.
你应该留那种非常细且绕嘴巴一圈的胡子。这种胡子可能看起来很俗，不过我认为那非常酷。
Grow one of those classic ones that are curly at the end. Then you can also just touch it, like when you're like, "Mwa ha ha ha ha!"
留那种经典的胡子，就是两边向上卷曲的胡子。然后你还可以一边摸着胡子，一边大笑：“哇哈哈哈哈！”
Thanks for watching this episode of Advice.
谢谢大家收听本期建议节目。
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想得到我们的建议？
Leave your questions in the comments.
那就在评论区留下问题吧。
Bye!
再见！
Bye, see you on the roller coasters.
再见，过山车上见。
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